There is this stupid TV commercial for diamonds, and in it there is a guy painting his GF's toenails. And it's says, "... Because you're not THAT guy!" buy her this hidious heart shaped diamond pendant. Well I guess I AM that guy. I would rather paint toenails or make a sweet gift than buy some factory made ugly ass pendant.
I have a huge beautiful warehouse in West Oakland that I built with my friends and I am very proud of how fun it is. Hot tub, movie theater, game room!!! LOVE IT!!!! I enjoy intelligent humor like The Daily Show or Louie, now for the self promotion... I'm bi, sex positive, I can fix or make most anything, I can draw pretty well, I sew my own cloths (alter, not from scratch) I can play more musical instruments than I can count, and I am the worlds handsomest astronaut, billionaire doctor! I guess I don't like self promotion :( I would rather we answer questions and see if we are a good match :)
The little key that allows you to change the combination on a combination padlock
one used baby wipe
a Betamax tape of Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo
and all the tea in China
I take a hole punch and remove the god off of every dollar I get to make it constitutional again and to keep Thomas Jefferson from rolling over in his grave... Again
I can play the accordion, not well and I own a few.
I'm not really 22
Oh, don't even bother if you are a bigot, republican, homophobe, or sexist. Oh... again I guess I could have just said idiot