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My self-summary
Pessimist with a cynical outlook right now. I'm not sorry, and honestly, don't see a point in trying to sell myself on here.

I enjoy language, music, collecting all sorts of things, and movies. I really enjoy making people laugh and loathe the Trump administration. I can laugh at it, but thinking about it too much eventually shifts into a deep sorrow (but really, is that uncommon?).

I'm vegetarian, but I don't know if I could give up cheese.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for Uber. It sucks and so does applying to jobs.
I’m really good at
-making successful analogies for situations.
-parallel parking.
-quoting movies and shows.
-making people laugh, but forgetting the funniest things I think of.
-recognizing actors and knowing what they're from
The first things people usually notice about me
psh who knows. maybe my eyes. or my hair, depending on how far that is from when I last cut it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Metal, hardcore, alternative, post-hardcore, some progressive metal

I love The Toadies, maybe most of all.

I hate country music and most rap. Yup.

Hobbies: Magnets... just magnets
Likes: little ghouls... you know, little green ghouls.
Dislikes: people's knees

I don't read as much as I would like/should.
That said, I like a good number of books... The Road, The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo, The Oedipus Cycle, The Blythedale Romance, No Country for Old Men

Movies: Django Unchained, There Will Be Blood, District 9, 21 Jump Street, The Thing (The Kurt Russel remake and the newest version), The Fighter, Chronicle, X-Men: First Class, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Logan, No Country for Old Men, Step Brothers, Wonder Woman
Captain America: Winter Soldier!

Food: Hot sauce, preferably Franks, but basically not vinegar-based hot sauces.
Wawa, sushi... exploring vegetarian options.

Shows: The League, Arrow, Breaking Bad, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Wilfred, Breaking Bad, Law and Order SVU (haven't watched since college though), Trailer Park Boys, Malcolm in the Middle, The Office, Parks and Recreation. I don't have cable, I have netflix.
Six things I could never do without
5 other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
aside from usual mindflow, hilarious things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collect comics, figurines, and legos. I do what I want.
You should message me if
-you want to know me better.
-you want to adventure and show me cool things in VA.
-you want to discuss movies or music or something.
-you know of a place that's hiring! I'M SERIOUS.
The two of us