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My self-summary
Progressive beardo. Minimum wage earner. Ambitionless. Sloppy. Apathetic. Comb-over sufferer. Artist sort of. Really old college student. Too fat to fuck. I don't belong in LA.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning as much as I can about the things I love. Playing music, comedy, cooking, visual art, baseball.
I’m really good at
Guitar! Cooking! Enthusiastic punctuation! Being bearded! Growing mustaches!
The first things people usually notice about me
How good looking I would be if I just lost 50 lbs. OK, 80 lbs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food - Thai and pie. .

Movies - Coen brothers, Wes Anderson, Spike Jonze, Sophia Coppola, Edgar Wright, Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorcesi, Guillermo Del Toro.

Books - Comic books/Graphic novels - Jeph Loeb, Scott McCloud, Tim Sale, Frank Miller, Mike Mignola, Robert Kirkman.

Non-Fiction - Bill Bryson, Sarah Vowel, David Sedaris.

Fiction - Stephen King, John Steinbeck, Harry Potter.

Music - Bob Dylan, The Band, The Rolling Stones, Alabama Shakes, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, The Kinks, Television, Devo, Elvis Costello, Al Green.

Sometimes I make my own music. I put it here.

Television - Buffy, Bojack Horseman, Cards, Thrones, The Wire, LOST, The Simpsons, MadMen, Top Chef, Sunny, Curb, Party Down, Glee, The Office, Breaking Bad, Archer, Portlandia, South Park, Community, Parks and Rec, New Girl, pretty much everything Netflix makes...I like a lot of TV. Golden Age!!!

Podcasts - This American Life, RadioLab, WTF, The Nerdist Podcast, The Nerdist Writers Panel, How Did This Get Made?, You Made It Weird, Doug Loves Movies, Kevin Pollak Chat Show, Mystery Show, Black List Table Reads, Don't Ever Change.

I also love cartoons.
Six things I could never do without
1. Water
2. 7-11 Pizzas
3. Guitars
4. Affection
5. Dogs!
6. Creative free time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music. Science. Art. Comedy. Baseball. Guitars. Comic books. Food. Restaurants.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed early because I have to get up at 5:30 for my minimum wage job at a shitty juice bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This shit was cute when I was 29.
You should message me if
Don't bother. I'm the worst.
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