36Gainesville, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Cage fighting adulthood. Winning. (sorta)
What I’m doing with my life
Making graphs, Vacuuming, Staring at walls. Painting my nails. Watching Netflix. Clinging to my drinking buddies like a baby monkey on its mother's teat.
I’m really good at
Vacuuming (see above), Drinking, Extracting RNA, Never taking myself seriously, Staying calm, Face-planting mid burpee, Stories (telling and listening), Getting lost.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In the words of T. Swift. JUST TAKE ME OUT!
Six things I could never do without
1. F
2. R
3. I
4. E
5. N
6. D
6ish S
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zinc! Fat metabolism! Where are my keys?? What in the world do people do on Sunday nights?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BORED. What exactly is Sapiosexual and does clicking on it make me seem cooler?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting in a bar, waiting for Austin to get off of work so I can harsh his game with my needy-ness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book (obvi).
You should message me if
You are my boyfriend. You thought this was hilarious. You have a large group of close-knit friends that are looking for some strange. You have a kickball team that needs a really enthusiastic bench warmer. You love to day drink on Sundays. You have super involved sob story that you want to blurt to a stranger.
The two of us