Polyamorous. Because monogamy is an illusion.
I also fantasize about owning a pair of mountain goats and a snapping turtle, because let's face it, walking my pet snapping turtle and mountain goats down the street would be bad ass.
+ Comedy, particularly corny jokes...so I carry corn around and drop a few after 1.
Movies: Batman, Captain America
TV: 24, Game of Thrones, Boss, Most things on Comedy Central
Dance: Salsa, Merengue, Waltz
Food: Wafflehouse, Ihop, The Majestic (Yes, I grew up on Diners, so I love breakfast food), Italian
2. You love to laugh.
3. You love to eat babies. (reference #2)