30Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
I can be serious and silly at the same time.

I think very highly of myself which can sometimes come off as arrogant, smug, snobby, or obnoxious. But in reality, I second guess myself ALL the time.

I usually like to play games with people I meet to make them feel as awkward as possible. The more awkward, the better!

If you can keep up with my wit, you've got me ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Paying bills, fighting off sleep, motivating myself to work out more, and eating cheese.
I’m really good at
Being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice. It carries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(need to think about this one)
Six things I could never do without
- meat to eat
- books
- my laptop (and the internet)
- roller skates
- taking showers
- a place to nap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can accomplish everything I need to do before my laziness kicks in.
On a typical Friday night I am
passed out in bed, face down and drooling on my pillow while my laptop is playing something nerdy like TNG.


chugging beers with ma fraaands!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collect parody porn
You should message me if
You want to.

Do it.

(Edit: I am not really looking for anything... But that's not to say I won't write you back if you interest me).
The two of us