27 Towson, United States
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My self-summary
Im Zach, but my friends call me Zatch (you dont want to know). I have a Standard Poodle, her name is Bree, and she's actually adorable. I Love to quote tv shows and movies plus make up some of my own "catch phrases". My favorite color is clear. I'm a kid at heart, I love all things Disney, movies, characters, destinations, you name it. I go on Disney Cruises & to Disney World multiple times a year and I have a blast! In unrelated Disney news.....Panda's are my all-time favorite animal and I name inanimate objects (such as my computer and my car).
What I’m doing with my life
Working full-time and going to school part-time so I can make work pay for it! I am also always watching and rewatching many series on Netflix & Hulu. Currently I'm on Desperate Housewives & Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. (HashBrown AMAZING!)
I’m really good at
-Being random
-Finding cute pictures of Panda's
-Fabricating stories
-Getting lost while driving
-Singing along to music playing in my car
-Spelling the word
-Making situations awkward
-Disney Facts
-Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
-My overuse of sarcasm
-My caffeine addiction
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pretty much love all TV, especially if the shows are Modern Family, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Vampire Diaries, Desperate Housewives, Will & Grace, Grace & Frankie, Orange Is The New Black, 30Rock, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Chelsea Lately, The Walking Dead, Drop Dead Diva, Monk and House (Just to name a few). As far as movies I'll really go see anything as long as the theater lets me bring in my coffee. Food and alcohol are never wasted on me! But I have a soft spot for Calimari and Gunnies......not together though.
The six things I could never do without
-Wonkavator (I mean it goes up and down, sideways and slantways, longways and backways, frontways and squareways, the places I could go would be endless!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-What would have happened if Harry was not the master of the Elder wand
-How to adopt a Panda
On a typical Friday night I am
I am either hanging out at home with my pup. Or going out and Snapchatting my drunken night with friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My favorite color isn't actually clear, it's a bright bubblegum pink! I also think a zombie apocalypse would be quite amusing!
You should message me if
you are funny, and don't mind putting up with my crazy shenanigans. If you want to know what I named my car or computer.