43Burbank, United States
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My self-summary
I'm back.


So, I've been gone. For several months now. Tried a few other dating sites, couldn't find any good fits. It would help if I had a clear idea of what my mission is.

Tempted though I am to barrel through this at 1am with a drink in one hand (hey, most of my best papers have been produced that way!) I think I will wait until I have my thoughts a bit more in order. I would like to produce a swoon-worthy essay designed to make people want more. Not an incoherent stumble leading folk through my subconscious desires. That's for after a few dates.

Don't be offended if it takes me a long time to reply to messages. I don't come to the site but once a week (if that) and then search for awesome letters of caliber that engage my discerning glance. (Or you know, that don't include generic "falling all over you and clearly didn't read a word you wrote" prose...)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently travelling around the country in a van I love and raising offspring. I am known to dress up in silly costumes and play D&D. I also go to the movies, hiking and the beach whenever I can. I use sunscreen. A lot. I think, celebrate, laugh and smile constantly. Plus, every now and again I go and find a grand adventure.
I’m really good at
Peace-mongering, making people feel more interesting than they are, loving, learning, laughing. Alliteration. Play. Awkward nervousness masquerading as disdainful disinterest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm reserved, smart, elegant and professional. (Which just goes to show how ridiculous first impressions are. Talk to me when you've at least reached the backstage. The first act is rarely all there is.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am often found reading two or three books at once. It's hard to selectively say what a favorite would be. There are certain titles and films I find myself repeating from time to time... I love the work of Guy Gavriel Kay & Tolkien, my current shows range from Orange is the New Black to Doctor Who, I love nearly all film save for sophomoric comedy and romance. Also love to settle in with some good whiskey, cheese and fruit.
Six things I could never do without
Funky clothes, (tech) toys, tea, secret thoughts, laughter, my optimism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Humor. The world and my place in it. The poverty cycle. People and their pets. Parenthood. Social awkwardness. Sex, love & relationships. Films. Computers. Science. The joys of the written word. This used to say, God, spirit and divinity. Update for 2015: atheism, is it for me? Dreams. Nature. Horror. Men. Women. Cussing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Miyazaki/Disney movies from 6-8; Horror/sci-fi from 9-11... Or, gaming. Or, writing. Or, drinking. Or, …?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cuss like a sailor and drive like I'll get an award for arriving first. I would rather drink whiskey than wine. I would rather watch movies where shit blows up than romantic comedies. I have offspring. I am sarcastic. I have the relationship instincts of your average stray cat, will not remember anniversaries and really want a friend who is fun in bed and/or out of it.
You should message me if
You have actually read this, think my profile is badass and aren't just cruising. Not looking for a one night stand or a soul mate but something in between.
The two of us