i_am_PollyPoison
26 Calgary, Canada
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What I’m doing with my life
Ok mom... settle down...
I’m really good at
Being sassy....
Running my mouth
Being judgemental
Acting like an asshole
Finding places to pee when I'm drunk
The first things people usually notice about me
That we're brothers... no...... YES!!!!!
Also, i'm fucking adorable.
Did we just become best friends?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Clouds, Beards, Tattoos, Kidney Stones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you're lucky, maybe one day, I'll allow you into my meticulously constructed web of lies.
You should message me if
You have or can grow a gnarly beard.
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