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My self-summary
I love the sound of zippers.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding Yoga pants, Capri drawstring pants and tights of any type..and Clogs.

UPDATE: 2/14/13

I've given in to natural fiber drawstring pants of pleasing hue.

Just putting that out there.

UPDATE: 5/21/16

Rescinding my gracious offer of accommodating "natural fiber drawstring pants"
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My girth.

I'm special and amazingly humble. Oh and so damn handsome just in case it matters. Also cold hard cash falls from my armpits 24/7 no matter how much I scrub and scrub, hopefully that's not a problem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Zipper: An Exploration in Novelty by
Robert D. Friedel

Read it and change your life forever.

Flip Wilson.

William Basinski
Six things I could never do without
Zippers, buttons,belts,laces,cummerbunds and the occasional velcro closure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Unzipping-drinking-dancing-zipping-and Campbellocking, Skeeter Rabbit/Skeeter Rabbit Around the World, Floating, gliding and sliding,Dime stopping and Tutting/King Tut.
I'm over Twist o flex but still up for some Boogaloo, but then again who isn't?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fascist women make me hot, although they also make me sick.
You should message me if
If you enjoy unzipping.
The two of us