45Peoria, United States
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My self-summary
fas est et ab hoste doceri

talking with me is like a game of russian roullette. i have been told i am cruel at times but always fair. i say exactly what is on my mind and do not care to censor myself. i am quirky and whimsical. i drink nothing carbonated and adore anything red. the smell of burning leaves is perfection and i am prone to fits of car dancing when the mood strikes. i like to spin in circles and catch snowflakes on my tongue. i have a constant need to travel and experience everything first hand. i read most anything i can get my hands on (and i make the library interloan it for me) and i am an audiophile in the worst way. i am still a painter at heart but i rarely dance with the muse these days. i love the number 5 and in the immortal words of anton "i will not die for fernando poo."

I am whimsical, nietzschean, and kierkegardian
What I’m doing with my life
i am a language broker, i own my own business keep my own hours, and travel... all of which i like.
I’m really good at
verbal discourse, car dancing, power naps, finding adventure in the most mundane of things
The first things people usually notice about me
my verbal wit, my dark humor and sarcastic ramblings and the fact that I put people at ease because I believe that everyone has a story and I genuinely want to hear yours
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i will read anything i can get my hands on but i do have a soft spot for modern fiction... vonnegut, joyce, moore, robbins, and palahniuk all tickle my fancy.
i am an audiophile with tendencies towards old school punk and alternative country but i am always willing to give something a listen.
i like dark films but i have been known to frequent a mindless comedy from time to time.
Six things I could never do without
maslows hierarchy (ha... just kidding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
building an altar out of kleenex
space travel
dreams (I have a whole tooth loss thing going on in my dreams currently which is supposed to indicate change)
why i am secretly afraid of colons; yet, i have an unhealthy addiction to semi-colons...
On a typical Friday night I am
plotting a revolution
falling asleep with a good book in my hand
seeing a band
watching doctor who on BBC america
or out for coffee
You should message me if
you have something funny or thought provoking
you are a master of one of the lost arts
you understand my great love of doctor who
you know that red is an actual flavor

*i just started dating someone so best of luck to you all.
The two of us