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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Xavier and I like long walks on the beach. Actually, I lied. I mean long walks on the beach are cool and all, but after a while sand will get into your shoes and it'll start to get irritating. I did figure out a work around and here's my plan. I will first youtube "long walks on the beach"; put a fan in front of my face in order to recreate the breeze of the beach; and fire up some fish sticks in order to recreate the smell. I know fish sticks don't smell like the ocean, but viewing long youtube videos will probably make a man hungry.

So how can I summarize myself?

Well I am happy with who I am. I am totally random. So if I say something out of nowhere don't be surprised. I have tattoos that define me except for that butterfly on my ankle... Just joking! Hehe.

I am ambitious and passionate so I definitely have goals in life and knowing me I'll accomplish them.

I like to travel and watch Broadway shows.

What I’m doing with my life
I am working on succeeding in my goals, I'd like to be a playwright. I perform stand up comedy.
I’m really good at
Writing, making people laugh, collecting knowledge by myself

I love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
I love to laugh
It's getting worse ev'ry year

The more I laugh
The more I fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more I'm a merrier me
It's embarrassing!
The more I'm a merrier me!
The first things people usually notice about me
"Holy shit is that Charlie Sheen?"


"Hey it's Wario!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stephen King's It, Hero with a Thousand Faces, The Never Ending Story, Watership Down, and the Harry Potter series.

Movies:Musicals,Musicals,Empire Strikes Back, Harry Potter, Edward Scissorhands, Great Mouse Detective, Big, Lucas, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lord of the Rings, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man, Muppets. I enjoy Studio Ghibli and my favorite is Howl's Moving Castle.

Music: Broadway, Frank Sinatra, ELO, Disney, Techno, Dolly Parton, ABBA, The J. Geils Band.

Food: Arroz Imperial and Churrasco.

Broadway music: Stephen Sondheim, Leonard Bernstein, John Kander and Fred Ebb, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Mel Brooks, Lerner and Loew, Charles Strouse and my favourite is Starlight Express even though I don't like Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. My Car
3. Food
4. Music ( I love to dance)
5. Movies
6. My Laptop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and what my future holds I am sure of what the future holds because I will make it so. I don't have to worry about the how, I don't have to worry about anything. I know my goals and I know I will achieve them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to the movies or hanging out at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well as much as I appreciate movies and consider myself a movie buff, I like bad movies. Yes, I said it, "I like bad movies." I have seen a lot of direct to video sequels of movies that have no business in having sequels.

If you like "Grease 2," we are going to get along swimmingly.
You should message me if
If you're ok knowing that the phrase, "Xavier, you're such a f***ing fool" will be said often.
The two of us