I'm blunt, sarcastic, practical and lazy. I'm also uninteresting, boring and shy.
The "Christianity and laughing about it" bit means I was raised catholic, but I'm an atheist now. Precambrian rabbits and all that.
The adjectives/sentence that used to show up near the profile picture: I am a stranger, in a strange land, and not upselling.
Not much, really: holding a full time job, for which I moved here in the first place. Pretending I can play the guitar (sometimes I even pretend I can sing along, specially if there's no one around), reading a book or just the random leaflets I get on the mail before putting them out of their misery.
Correction: apparently I'm not as good at burning bridges as I thought I was. Not sure if it's a bad or a good thing. So far it's a good thing. Not sure for how long. It's also a bit sad, but that's probably me.
"Office Space", "Clerks", "Dogma", "Good Will Hunting", "Black Cat, White Cat", "Snatch", ...
"South Park", sitcoms, documentaries. And "Shameless", both the UK and the US versions!
Led Zeppelin, Jimmi Hendrix, Jethro Tull and similar. Also gypsy jazz/swing/blues/country guitar music (Django, Chet Atkins, Joscho Stephan, Tommy Emmanuel, Rosenberg Trio, Nickel Creek, Paco de Lucia, others)... White Stripes, Pixies, ... Many other bands/styles, from heavy-metal to classical music. Depending on the mood and the task at hand.
A nice steak, seafood, sushi, pizza. I'm omnivorous, and really should watch my diet more.
I can admit that I've been trying to diminish my addiction to parenthesis. (Somewhat successfully. Oooops!)
These days, I was just here for the journals, hence the change from "long-term dating" to "new friends", above.
You can always ask me anything, although it's uncertain I'll be willing to reply (on personal matters) or provide useful responses (on everything else). No harm in some idle chat if you're bored.