26 Kalispell, United States
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My self-summary
Just your average Discordian clownlette. A little awkward, a little crazy, but good eye candy and never boring!

I like the woods, traveling, self sufficiency, collecting weird bones and rocks and other dead things, drawing, painting, lighting myself on fire, polka dots, greasepaint, balloons, food, cartoonz, strip club steaks, dancing (flailing) and generally being a creep.

I find myself drawn to strange dark corners; the sound of breaking glass; untouched nature; one-of-a-kind artists; primary colors; and sparkly things. One day I'm gonna have a magnificent castle and sit around all day shooting wine glasses with a .22, listening to jazz and drinking pudding from kiddie pools with a crazy straw.

My idea of a good time ranges from hiking the epic wilderness, to dainty tea parties with all my stuffed animal buddies. I spend a lot of time taking care of my animals. I have a little pig and she is the light of my life.

I'm not very social and I rarely use this thing. But if you think I'm cool go for it.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.
Planning the rest of it with this wonderful man:quivahsdeeclown
We live in a school bus with two dogs and a pig.

I'm an artist of all types, but I excel in performance and visual art. I'm a tattoo artist by trade. And a clown. I like to busk.
I’m really good at
Cooking, boosting morale, painting, radical honesty, being a bum, loiter squad, making pancakes, doodling, being domestic, being dirty, makeup, cutting hair, dancing, being friendly, tattoos, being a clown...
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Moosix: Black metal, doom metal, that sorta thing, bluegrass, old country, hip hop, bounce music, ragtime, jazz, blues, old timey shit, and so much more as far as music goes...

Boox: I like comix like Bone and Transmetropolitan. I am currently reading Ishmael by Daniel Quinn.

I watch TV shows and movies sometimes. I love food.
The six things I could never do without
My pig
Good sox
A tune to hum
An audience
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Sacrificing virgins to Satan.
You should message me if
...you are super rad and you think we should be friends.