iamjoeasaurus
31Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
I like spending time with my friends and family, especially at a bar or the beach, but anywhere will do. I like making jokes, and sometimes they're funny. Like reading a lot. I'm pretty easy going, but these profiles are hard.

People ask me for directions a lot, but I'm not sure why. It might be the giant map I always keep open in front of me while walking around.

Currently bearded.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, trying to get as much enjoyment out of life as possible.
I’m really good at
Finding the perfect song on the jukebox, dancing inappropriately, coming up with obscure references, trivia
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Freedom and The Corrections, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Great Gatsby, The Catcher in the Rye, A Song of Ice and Fire, 1984, Slaughterhouse Five, The Road. Blood Meridian.

Drive, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Braveheart, The Departed, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather (Part II is my favorite), One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Coen Brothers movies, PT Anderson, Wes Anderson especially The Royal Tenenbaums which is my favorite movie, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Old School.

Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, classic Simpsons, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny, Archer. High Maintenance. Broad City and True Detective season 1. Finally started The Wire. Stranger Things, Key and Peele. Schitt's Creek is hilarious.

I like the usual stuff but a bit behind on some things. About halfway through Homeland.

David Bowie, Grizzly Bear, The National, Radiohead, Ratatat, Kendrick Lamar, The Beatles, The Arcade Fire, Sufjan Stevens always always always, Simon and Garfunkle, Frank Ocean, Okkervil River, Future Islands, Caveman, Beach House. 90's hip hop always. I generally go through phases with this stuff. Indie/Surf pop is fun to listen to. Run the Jewels. Tame Impala. Chance the Rapper. I pretty much like mostly all music barring pop-country. Sorry if that's your thing.

Adventurous eater, down to eat pretty much everything. Although favorites are pretty basic: Mexican, pizza, sushi, Thai, burgers, avocado.
Six things I could never do without
Family and friends
Corrective Lenses in some form
Unlimited Metrocard
Day Drinking outdoors with above mentioned friends/family
The ocean
Coffee
Music!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Used to be LOST stuff.... now it's mostly how I can manage my time better, and sometimes about buying the world a Coke.
On a typical Friday night I am
at happy hour with friends, usually followed by dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often catch myself making odd faces while I'm walking by myself. Sometimes around strangers. Thankfully they usually don't bring it up.
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