iamnotaviking
26 Lancaster, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Torhild the Merciless. I am NOT a Viking. I like hanging out with my buddies and drinking mead from a horn. I am in the military so to speak. I like boat rides and the occasional pillage. If you are a damsel in distress looking for a mighty warrior (and if you live in a village that has a plentiful amount of gold) feel free to message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to appease my father's dying wishes before he was struck down by that no-good weakling Gudrun
I’m really good at
Hand-to-hand combat.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I am clearly not a viking. Also my battle axe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Illiad.
Movies - what is movie
Shows - what is show
Music - My brother's battlecries, Amon Amarth
Food - the blood of my enemies (soon to be Gudrun)
The six things I could never do without
My axe. My boat. My helmet (which belonged to my father). A goblet of Mead. My battlehorn. My blackberry~
I spend a lot of time thinking about
AVENGING MY FATHER'S DEATH
On a typical Friday night I am
Pillaging
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I am obviously not a Viking
You should message me if
You know where I can find that pest Gudrun so I can finally have him slain at the hand of my sword.
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