iamtheroach
39 Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
human type life form
i've been painting for 2 1/2 yrs
i have more paintings than wall space
i am fully in touch with my inner animal
i bite and give spankings
i live with my most amazing best friend in the entire solar system
i share all aspects of my life with her
we happen to also be total deviants, so we share our deviant adventures with each other
we are not a poly couple, we are non-monogamous amazingest friends!
What I’m doing with my life
i sell vinyl for a living, let me know if there is something you've been trying to find, I can help!

i enjoy thought provoking conversations with all who seek provocation

i hike, seek, find and know

"Today, a young man on a**d realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill
I’m really good at
making someone who is mad at me laugh

being calm in the most chaotic of situations

focusing my mind

i have no idea who the woman is in the photo. we happened to be color coordinated
The first things people usually notice about me
that i'm an employee, not a fellow customer

i'd say my face, or the back of my head, depending on which way i'm facing

although i could be wrong and it's my super sweet man butt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love everything.
The six things I could never do without
the power of the sun, the earth, fellow human beings, my senses, my "self", music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
all of the amazing friends i have the pleasure of knowing

the unthinkable
On a typical Friday night I am
fighting crime and keeping the universe safe or maybe a deviant thing or 2
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am an alien. inquire within
You should message me if
you like talking into the wee hours of the morning (i work super late sometimes)

or

you want a nice solid bruise ;)

"Another thing. This idea of "I'm offended". Well I've got news for you. I'm offended by a lot of things too. Where do I send my list? Life is offensive. You know what I mean? Just get in touch with your outer adult. And grow up. And move on. Reasonable people don't write letters because... A: They have lives and B, they understand it's just TV. C: If they see something they don't like, something they do like might be on later. I've seen many comics I've hated. I've seen many shows that have offended me. I've never written a letter. I just go about my life."

- Bill Hicks
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