40Dundee, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
An easy going fairly intelligent lump of a man. Prefers quality over quantity when it comes to life and friends. I like to keep things simple, but can swiftly deal with any stress inducing situations that may occur. Well unless its a pissy decision like choosing a dvd.
What I’m doing with my life
I write detailed reports of people having accidents in a well known supernarket.
I’m really good at
All things in geekland. Cooking. Massage. Swearing. Mocking the afflicted. Staying sober.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dont say much to strangers. And what i do say has no regard for how easily people can be offended.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books...um usually more pc magazine in hand. Though did enjoy jpod by douglas coupland. Movies: Leon, firefly or no brainer fart joke films. Music...to embarassing to say. Food: Lasagne
Six things I could never do without
High speed broadband. Coffee (proper not crappy nescafe instant) Oxygen, my own bathroom, hygiene products, donkey porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How i can do things better (or at least more efficiently as im like to be lazy) What is my cat thinking? Where is my damn bank card. Boobys.
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping or chilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im really an intergalactic spy from the planet zorg.
You should message me if
All your mates are married off and its near impossible to get out the house without being a gooseberry or having a mates misses stalk your every move.
Or you fancy some random banter.
You prefer good conversation and the odd debate rather than a drunking night of noisy pubs and a hangover.
Or your a geek and want to game together and brag about the number of pixels your gfx card can push.
You play warcraft or are L337
You hate football, neds,junkies and scroungers.
You secretly laugh at sick jokes.
And you really must if you laughed when filling out the children section, and had to leave it blank as there no "no kids" answer, only "likes kids". You get the jail for that nowadays.
The two of us