33 Fairfax, United States
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My self-summary
Asking me to summarize is too difficult so here are some fast facts:

I am easy going, sarcastic, usually quite positive and I giggle at everything.
I have beef with factory farming and don't eat meat.
I wish I had a taser.
I am the world's quietest sleeper. I don't move or snore.
My favorite Office episode is when Dwight fakes the fire.
Sour Patch kids make the world go round.
I have the best dog in the world, a 75 lb bruiser named Mr. Peterson.
I am super creative, which has both gotten me in trouble and created some great stories.
It actually angers me when you boys have an advanced degree then have your settings set that you're looking for a girl who has "some high school" or above. Raise the bar gentlemen.
I don't want anyone to ever feed me in a romantical way.
I love animated movies.
I love traveling and am a planning whackjob, I will excel spreadsheet out every waking moment of activities.
I have a horse, he is a crab.
Don't ever ask me to come over and cuddle.
If you have a pet and it wasn't adopted I will judge you - in a bad way.
One of my favorite places is Salzburg, Austria - I'd love to go back, Prague is up there too. I hate Jamaica.
If I have nothing to do Netflix is my jam. Hulu too.
I kinda love Anderson Cooper.
I don't know how to be vanilla.
I wish I could see other girls profiles so I knew how a normal one looked.
I was an Army brat growing up.
The fastest way to get me to do something is to tell me I can't.
I'm pretty sure Daniel Tosh is a genius.

While I have my stuff together and function as a successful grown up I still love being silly... I am not lacking in depth but have learned that life will give you things to really cry about so the day to day may as well be fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Biding my time until I take over a small country...
I’m really good at
Through being forced to constantly put my money where my mouth is I can assure you that I am really good at pretty much anything...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am a ball of giggles
The six things I could never do without
My Kindle, DVR, iPhone, Rolo McFlurrys, my magic bullet blender and Chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I can torture my coworkers, if I have an unread text message, what does Mr. Peterson really want, what is Courtney Stodden doing *right now* ... all deep thoughts, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
washing my hair
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am judging myself for making this profile...
You should message me if
I do have a few preferences that can save us both time....

I'm tall, I need you to be taller. I'm smart, I'd like you to be smarter... I will always find myself more funny so there is no sense competing with me there.

I made it to 29 without children, it wasn't very tricky, if you have children I am not interested.

Also, the year is 2013, if you feel homosexuality is a sin I don't have the time for your ignorance.