Got a fun job.
I am observant, confident, and mellow.
Sex Lies and Videotape, Tri-Colour, Children of Men, Flirting With Disaster, Searching For Bobby Fisher, My Life as a Dog, Naked
The Americans, homeland, drunk history, Sherlock (british one), Broad City, Silicon Valley, Key and Peele, Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Girls, Workaholics, Forensic Files, The Office (original British), Survivor.
Arcade Fire, Pixies, Modest Mouse, Miles Davis, Keith Jarrett, King Krule, Animal Collective
artichokes, wasab-peas (?!), kale, steak
a) like artichokes
b) smell good, but not because you poured a gallon of windsong on yourself.
b.5) your favorite movie is: one flew over the cuckoo's nest, fearless, flirting with disaster, (tricolour) red, sex, lies and videotape, searching for bobby fisher, what's eating gilbert grape, meatballs, ordinary people, fast times, survivor fiji with yau man, The Wire, six feet under, high stakes poker, intervention, or good morning earth.)
c) your curiosity or sense of justice occasionally overpowers your sense of decorum.
d) you laugh hard but not out of charity.
e) have been to starbucks in your pajamas, but on two or less occasions.
f) think Malcolm Gladwell is full of shit, or want to debate it. ( I don't care about this one anymore)
g) occasionally speak in a foreign accent for own entertainment
h) play hooky from time to time
i) have an archrival/nemesis who adds spice to your life.
j) play poker, surf, disc golf, or meditate.
k) Can talk about wine... and make fun of people who talk about wine.
l) know or pretend to want to know what a squeeze play is. ( I actually don't care about that sport that much but just curious who might know that, off hand.
m) help old ladies across the street or go to trouble to return other people's stuff if you find it, unless it's really really cool and you want it. (But not if you are haunted by that.)
n) are a pianist, photographer,physician, teacher, painter, architect, filmmaker, modern dancer, tamale lady, or genius of unspecified field.
o) have skinny dipped in the last two years.