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My self-summary
Atlanta from Tallahassee, FL
Florida State Univ alum
WAY too eclectic taste in music, but not to a fault
I dig a spontaneous adventure
I dig swimming holes
I dig holes
I have an unhealthy obsession with most sports...but I also enjoy Shakespeare in the Park, documentaries, brooding over my coffee whilst reading the New York Times and enjoying the view while our American culture attempts to right itself into a tolerant framework.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the man, but with an exit plan. Fuck the man!
I’m really good at
Bull shittin', stretching a joke VERY FAR, reading people like a book and eating whatever Octopus Bar has to offer me.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey, you look like that one Beatle-guy" or "You have toilet paper underneath your shoes."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Calvin and Hobbes, Bloom County, The Sandman, Good Omens, Skinny Legs and All, Another Roadside Attraction, Childhood's End, The Earthsea Trilogy, The Omnivores Dilemma

Films: Short Cuts, The Third Man, Raising Arizona, Blood Simple, Aladdin (yep), Barfly, Eyes Wide Shut (but not because of all the boobies)

Shows: Louie, The Walking Dead, Homeland, Mad Men, G.O.T. (of course, fall in line!), Veep, Teletubbies

Music: Heartless Bastards, John Coltrane, Tom Waits, Nina Simone, Charles Mingus, Lee Dorsey, Sigur Ros, All the Hip Hop DJ's, Amon Tobin, Flying Lotus, Gang Starr, Gillian Welch, Nick Cave

Food: Oysters, Turkey Subs, Boiled Peanuts, Comfy Chicken Biscuit from Homegrown, Pho, Samosa's, Cuban food, Pizza when I let myself go every now and then, I'll put just about anything in my mouth with the exception of a penis or poo
Six things I could never do without
Tom Waits, Fwends, Trivia, Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Football, Fantasy Reality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Elite baseball prospects and the writings of Descartes.
On a typical Friday night I am
twiddlin', piddlin', ritalin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of Cameron Diaz...Vanilla Sky fucked me up a bit.
You should message me if
you are not an irrational republican, religious zealot or uptight/prissy (however...if you can offer a good argument for possessing those qualities, I'm game for a challenge). Also, this is a dating website, not a message you, message me, blah, blah, blah, back and forth...put your face in front of me and lets attempt to impress one lets go on a date.
The two of us