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My self-summary
You have a need to travel? I can make a trip to Etobicoke seem interesting. I'm definitely a lefty socialist, but will listen to a conservative (well, give the appearance of). I love cereal, but hate oatmeal. I'm an atheist, but would love to proven wrong. I'm not a smooth dater, but good at long-term. I like fruit, but detest it cooked. I live in the city, but like the country. I'm outspoken, but can be shy. I believe in quality, not quantity. I love hockey, but hate winter. I love summer, but hate sweating. I'm a nice guy, but brutally honest. I love sarcasm, but hate insincerity. I walk fast, but smell the flowers. I'm grounded, but ridiculous. I like living, but accept the inevitable. I like you, but don't know you. I'm on this dating website, but would prefer not to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Livin' the dream, sista. Or a close facsimile. Questioning/searching; making this crazy world a better place in any small way I can; trying to make sense of it all.
I’m really good at
Living without a cell phone (jaw-dropping material, I know); being completely unbiased; telling the story as it really happened; playing the percentages; annoying the shite out of colleagues
The first things people usually notice about me
On a date? My "moves" are seriously lacking. Casually? My acerbic wit. Or, I might just be a biting twit. Depends on the day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Last Party, Danger Road, Darkness Visible, Bad Blood

Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, CNN, Dateline, 48 hours, MSNBC. Oh yeah, conservative crap like Fox News & (locally) the Sun . Like they say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Behind the Candelabra is my new favourite movie. Yes, I said that.

Oasis, Noel Gallagher, Nine Inch Nails, Libertines, U2 (no one has better remixes), Kasabian, Depeche Mode, and many, many more.
Six things I could never do without
Humour, sunglasses, interesting people & situations, the ability to grow a 70's porn moustache, and electricity (real & imagined).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-if I choke on this food, who's going to heimlich me?
-why do I like things I can't have?
-strange person, please stop staring at me.
-Mr. TTC driver, who so surly?
-pants that tight cannot be comfortable.
-little child, please stop screaming.
-can I make that walk-sign countdown?
-what happened to a little mystery?
-how can I dislike Facebook so much, yet it be so popular?
-when will people leave Nickelback alone?
-how did someone give the OK to make this movie?
-shouldn't others decide if you're "good-looking/attractive/sexy"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Robbie and me smoke a big bag of crack and look for street festivals to crash. Well, one of us does that. I'll let you guess which one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you read my "questions" section, I really have few secrets left. Oh, I have man-crushes on Noel Gallagher & Russell Brand. The Brits, they know where it's at. Jon Stewart gets me warm & fuzzy, too.
I'm also strangely protective of Barack Obama, so I won't put up with any shit being spoken about him. This can get difficult when visiting the southern states, of course.
You should message me if
You vote conservative. We definitely need to talk. Immediately. Especially if you voted for Rob Ford. I really need to speak to a female who voted for this guy. Everyone claims they didn't, but there has to be a female member of Ford Nation out there. Even if you hate my profile, just leave me a "Here you go asshole, I voted for him." To me, it would be on par with alien contact.

I really, truly am looking for new friends (along with the other options listed).

In the end, anyone should message me. I love you all! Uh, don't get upset if I don't message you back. Kidding. I reply to all.
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