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My self-summary
I enjoy art, music, and good beer.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m currently spending my life trying to figure out what I should do with my life.
I’m really good at
making this bird call sound where I whistle and roll my tongue at the same time. If you ever hear this it means I’ve given the secret signal to assassinate you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My imposing majesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings, Calvin and Hobbes, Harry Potter, Brave New World, Ender’s Game, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. I’m halfway through a Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Jurassic Park, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Clerks among others. Netflix tells me I have a thing for “understated independent dramas” and “dark romantic comedies with a strong female lead,” whatever that means.

Shows: Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Parks and Rec, Flight of the Conchords, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, Breaking Bad

Music: Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Tycho, Boards of Canada, The Pixies, Jimi Hendrix, Lush, My Bloody Valentine, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Tame Impala, The Shins, White Stripes. Sometimes I like hip-hop.

Food: Love avocado and Greek yogurt. Not a big fan of seafood.
Six things I could never do without
All you need is love.

And the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Body language. Life and the universe. Why are we here? What is our purpose? Why can’t I hold all these limes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Heading downtown, hanging out with friends, or occasionally reveling in introversion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Pablo Honey.
You should message me if
Ankylosaurus is your favorite dinosaur, or if we just seem reasonably compatible.
The two of us