ikhouvankaaas
31Budapest, Hungary
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My self-summary
I'm the son & heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar!

Pros: cute, sweet, sensitive, handsome, funny, tolerant, good-natured, attentive, polite, mysterious, rebellious, well-educated, well-informed, politically conscious, lively, talkative, creative, optimistic, honest

Cons: naive, indecisive, insecure, absent-minded, frustrated, wayward, moody, sentimental, distressed, passive aggressive, paranoid, poor

I like to go with the flow & flirt for its own sake just to make you feel sexy for the rest of the night, but I'm also kind of looking for something "serious" cuz hell yeah: I'm a serious man!!! You don't mess with me, honey, you really don't! ha

Splendid blog of mine: http://matchquestions.tumblr.com

Enjoy!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an office worker doing some hell of an office work for sure! In my free time I go to counter-culture poetry readings & concerts, and also I like amateur acting with a political activist edge. I'm writing a novel about a secret agent from a Communist parallel universe named Jade Lensky! Google it! :-D
I’m really good at
Wasting my time
Imagining Sisyphus as a happy man
Getting toothpaste on my clothes
Being silly
Writing
etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
My irresistible charm, quite obviously!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Sophie's World, Neuromancer, Momo, the Catcher in the Rye, Malevil, the Communist Manifesto, the Master and Margarita, Davita's harp, the God Particle, Cloud Atlas, Jennifer Government, Sugar Kremlin

Movies:
Clerks, Dr Strangelove, the Crying Game, La Haine, They Live, Bladerunner, the Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, the Big Lebowski, American Beauty, Office Space, 101 Reykjavík, Burn After Reading, God Bless America, Stranger Than Fiction, Tron, Gayninggers From Outer Space, Escape from New York

Music: EBM, Synthwave, Punk, Post-punk, Electroclash, Futurepop, Witch House, Death Metal, etc. also RnR & some girlish pop

- Hungarian: Neurotic, Kontrollcsoport, Trabant, URH, Új Látásmód Fúzió, Lyuhász Lyácint Bt, Tudósok, Kutya Vacsorája, (halál;orgazmus), Mayberian Sanskülotts, KFT, Sajnosbatár, Puszi

- German: Diorama, And One, Melotron, Pzychobitch, Solar Fake, In Strict Confidence, Hanin Elias, Chicks on Speed, Blutengel, Chrom, die Krupps, KMFDM, mind.in.a.box, Informatik, Beborn Beton

- English: Tenek, Lana Del Rey, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Loreena McKennitt, Halsey, Chvrches, Ladytron, Massive Attack, Purity Ring, Sia, Dragonette, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Siouxsie & the Banshees

- Scandinavian: Amon Amarth, Röyksopp, Dissection, Zeigeist, Robyn, Apoptygma Berzerk, Covenant, Combichrist, Colony 5, Amorphis, Carbon Based Lifeforms, Hurra Torpedo, Opeth

- French: Kavinsky, Perturbator, Carpenter Brut, Daft Punk, Igorrr

- Russian: Koan, Messer Chups, Walras, Fraunhofer Diffraction

TV: Rick & Morty, Game of Thrones, the Simpsons, IT crowd, House of Cards, Fawlty Towers, Rocko's Modern Life

Food: Italian, Mexican, Turkish
Six things I could never do without
- Sunshine
- Controlled Substances
- Communicative Rationality
- Listing things I could never do without
- Islamic Death Metal
- YOU!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
YOU (don't want to know)
On a typical Friday night I am
gettin' jiggy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can listen to Lana Del Rey songs for hours on end. So creepy!!!
You should message me if
I am not looking for Miss Perfect Match from out of the box, but instead I am looking for passion pure & simple: empathy, sympathy, curiosity, vulnerability, kindness, cuteness, weirdness, silly jokes, hysteria, etc.

Match under 50% means we will probably fail to get along for more than 10 minutes unless we go on a "silent date" or something. Now I must note that the idea sounds really fascinating! Modern days, huh?

Match of 50-70% means you might actually find me sweet & funny despite the fact that you will probably also find me very annoying, and who knows???

Match of 70%-90% may actually be something made in HEAVEN!!! Well, despite the fact that you will probably still find me very annoying, but who knows??? :-D

However, match above 90% means you might just be some kind of bitterly misanthropic self-righteous alienated sociopath living the decadent life of the Superfluous Woman with an inter-galactic amount of grudge against the opposite sex you love to pour out on any man who dares & cares to talk to you for more than 30 seconds & I really just f*ckin' hate you, so please do message me cuz who knows??? Hell yeah! Love is an endless roller-coaster, right? #wow
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