1. It references Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Hott.
2. It makes sandwiches. Good sandwiches.
3. Free stuff!
4. It features car crashes and various explosions!!!!!!
Also, I am an extroverted introvert. I like animals but I'm not a vegetarian, though one day maybe I will be. I like shopping but rarely buy anything (somehow I have a lot of shoes though. don't know how that happened). I sleep with a heavy comforter throughout the year but always keep the fan on.
I'm looking for a nice young man with whom to pass the time.
Movies: Fight Club, KIll Bill, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Eternal Sunshine, Scenes from a marriage, clueless, like water for chocolate, notes on a scandal, grizzly man, not romantic comedies
TV: portlandia, game of thrones, the office, louis ck, seinfeld, the following
2. Fiber one cereal (yes, i am a 80 year old man in disguise)
5. Kittens/Puppies. Mainly kittens.
6. ATP - sooo nerdy
- If you are not Brad Pitt