ilikeplatypuses
44 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
When Botticelli painted The Birth of Venus, it was considered the epitome of feminine beauty. But when I try to take a selfie with a clam shell I'm "drunk" and "..no longer welcome at Red Lobster."
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in IT. Just like every other asshole in this town
I’m really good at
Glib answers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. I have two of them....No really
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes
The six things I could never do without
This is a stupid question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who needs rhetorical questions?
On a typical Friday night I am
a bi-pedal, carbon based life form
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like redundancy. Not one bit, it's the worst....hate it.
You should message me if
If you have ever described yourself as someone that "loves to laugh." I'll probably find you insufferable.

If you have more than one picture in which you are sticking out your tongue, please stop your online dating practices immediately and go to the doctor. You may be having a stroke.

Absolutely not interested in your webcam
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