iliketurtles7
29 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Well… I guess I am a bit of the shy, nerdy type. Sometimes I am kind of an ASSHOLE.
I lived in Spain briefly, but always end up back home, sweet home Chicago.
While I am certainly no extrovert, I am not that shy anymore… things have gotten pretty interesting since my bashful, bookworm beginnings.

Here are a couple quick, random facts:
• I sometimes find it very stressful that Smokey thinks I am the only one that can prevent forest fires.
• I asked a petite girl on a date, if she was a preemie once.
• I do not trust anyone who can tell if they sped up or slowed down a ceiling fan immediately after pulling the chain.
• I like zombie movies and can almost always tell when they use fake zombies.
• I always learn from the mistakes of others who took my advice.
• I want more tortillas when I order fajitas at a restaurant.
• I am fluent in sarcasm.
• I drink out of the bottle.
• Me on the topic of sleeping: Click
What I’m doing with my life
Paramedic, Bernie supporter, and dog lover.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: War of the worlds and Love in the time cholera (all time favorites), otherwise I tend to lead to something historical with a fictional plot woven through it.
Movies: Starwars, planet of the apes, rob zombie flicks, and any apocalypse movies. I also love seeing new movies (science fiction, adventure, action, comedy, and horror). Whatever really!
Shows: Shameless, American Horror Story, The League, The Walking Dead, SNL, SOA, Chozen, Archer, Always Sunny, The Big Bang.
Music: I love so many different kinds of music, this is truly impossible - Atmosphere, Nin, sublime, Korn, Nirvana, Modest Mouse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radio Head, Johnny Cash, Pearl Jam, Social Distortion, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Rancid, Childish Gambino, Wu, Kid Cudi...to name a few.
Food is a little less complicated: Open to almost anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
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