43San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
According to OKC's personality section I'm a sex addicted asshole who wouldn't know manners if they sat on my face and squirted. Whatevs; let's just go with that and see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
The same thing I do with all of my lives, pinky...
I’m really good at
not tooting my own horn.
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile, horrible posture, the filter managing my thoughts must be defective, i like whiskey and beer in that order, my right pants leg is rolled up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Apocalypse culture 1/2, Don't Take Me the Long Way, Erotism: death and sensuality. Shakes the Clown, Goodfellas, Shinboru, The Big Lebowski, Traffic, Belly (I know it's awful but I still love it). M.F. DOOM may be my favorite musician ever (yeah I said it) and here are a few songs that are floating around in my head at the moment:
Sushi, Ethiopian food, pretty much anything you can eat with your hands. I'm a cheese plate enthusiast.... I'm pretty much game for anything involving sustenance.
Six things I could never do without
-duct tape
-double negatives
-shit to write with and on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How the midget hooker that walks the blade my apartment sits on has a huge crush on me.
-why god is cool with his son being a zombie magician but not me?
-how a banana split is perfectly acceptable for breakfast
-Roscoes Chicken and Waffles, Fathers Office... (I'll take things I miss about Floss, Angeles for $400)
-When we're going to get a cupcake atm. seriously... it's fucking ridiculous that there isn't one
-How I should be 400 lbs.
-I could have probably summed this all up by saying food and sex with midgets (somehow the use of "little people" sounds less pc when used in this context)... oh, and how god is always hating on me
On a typical Friday night I am
dfferent places same beverage. that is all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once ate an entire bag of cuties in one sitting.
You should message me if
-you know all the lyrics to meatgrinder
-you're on a twerk team
-you own an MCM track suit
-you're stuck in "opposites day"
-you wanna ride bikes in the rain
The two of us