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My self-summary
Wow, this tiny box is a lot of pressure, right? I mean, it's just four pretty innocent lines awaiting the creativity to flourish forth from my mind, into my fingers, and onto brilliance. That's a lot of pressure. Because goodness knows you're summing me up by these X number of characters. But that'll never do. You'll never know how my laugh sounds by these words. You can't catch on how I crinkle my nose or how my cologne smells early in the morning. You can't see how my tongue turns green when I suck on candy or how excited Play-Doh can make me. Well, that is, until you do know. Hope you get the privilege.
What I’m doing with my life
I find myself teetering with the new-found responsibilities (read: "I really have to pay for that?!") of adulthood whilst starting my burgeoning professional career. I consider myself an artist, in spirit if not in trade. Life is my canvas. Wanna fingerprint with me? (That sounds dirtier than I mean it to be...)
The first things people usually notice about me
First they probably recognize the entity that is me. Like in, "Oh, there's a person there! I should try not to run into them." Then probably my skin color. Then the basics that you catch in a flash: height, weight, general proportions, adherence to normality (ie. lack of disfigurement), etc. Then, after the basics, I get a lot of attention to my eyes. Or my pearly whites. I'm just glad they keep from staring at my breasts; it's all like, "Hello, I'm up here," am I right, boys?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
When people ask me my favorite book, I wholehearted reply, "That's like asking a parent to name their favorite child!" Now we know every parent HAS a favorite child, but it's just rude to mention it out loud.
Six things I could never do without
*Conservative CAPitalizatioN
*...pre.emptive & pre-posterou?s punctuation!
*Surreptitious, surreal, and succulent adjectives
*The, Oxford, Comma
*I would die and the world would absolutely end without my Hyperbole
*Terrible puns--even if they aren’t that punny
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"He read a lot. Used a lot of big words. I think maybe part of what got him into trouble was that he did too much thinking. Sometimes he tried too hard to make sense of the world, to figure out why people were bad to each other so often."
— Jon Krakauer
On a typical Friday night I am
...trying to get Rebecca Black's song out of my head. You know: "It's Friday, FRIDAY, Gotta get down on Friiiiiiiiiiday!..." Yep, that's right, now it's stuck in your head too! Ha HA! You're welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Serving as both my confession and a public service announcement: I will judge you if you tip poorly. (Now the mechanics, formulas, and exact decimals can be debated, but, as a whole, you know if you're a crappy tipper or not. And you will be judged...)
You should message me if think you can keep up with me.
The two of us