N.b. ☞ Asking "What are you looking for?" in the first ten minutes of a date should be punishable by death.
Movie adaptations of Nicholas Sparks' books give me hives. I hate grass. It smells weird and it makes me itchy. I like cats and kittens. Dogs are on a case by case basis. I like fish but they're horrible to cuddle with and no fun to pet. I like babies because they're not really people yet. I hate teenagers because they're all the worst parts of people mushed into a pimple-riddled, angst-fueled bag of asshole.
I imagine at some point people notice that I am a person. More specifically, a lady person.
Also cause I get nervous and scream "I'M A LADY!" on occasion.
Currently reading "American Gods" and "The Year of Living Biblically" (yes, still). (See: minimal attention span.)
Hands-down favorite movie: Aliens.
Horror movies overall. However, I like just about any movie except romantic comedies and "chick flicks." And Disney movies are on a very case-by-case basis because holy fucking hell, talk about depressing.
I don't keep up on current shows for the most part, plus I don't have cable. I do like The Walking Dead and Archer though.
Atmosphere, Sage Francis, Ghost, Electric Six, Panic! at the Disco, Mayday!, The Protomen, Lana Del Rey.
I like all the foods. I do not discriminate against foods. Sushi and Italian are probably my faves.
Newt (my cat). (Told you.)
Macaroni & cheese.
(If your answer involves significant over-analysis or a treatise on how people are too reliant on things and the only things we really need are food, oxygen, blah blah, etc., I'm giving you some serious side-eye.)
I also wonder who the first person was to decide we needed to mow our lawns.
... you have strong feels about things which you think I may also have strong feels about.
... you know better than to mention your dick in casual conversation.
... you're looking for a new partner in your never-ending quest to conquer the world of competitive ice dancing.
... you're Andy Kaufman.