N.b. ☞ Asking "What are you looking for?" in the first ten minutes of a date should be punishable by death.
Movie adaptations of Nicholas Sparks' books give me hives. I hate grass. It smells weird and it makes me itchy. I like cats and kittens. Dogs are on a case by case basis. I like fish but they're horrible to cuddle with and no fun to pet. I like babies because they're not really people yet. I hate teenagers because they're all the worst parts of people mushed into a pimple-riddled, angst-fueled bag of asshole.
(Lies... I'm technically below standard expectations on this one.)
I imagine at some point people notice that I am a person. More specifically, a lady person.
Also cause I get nervous and scream "I'M A LADY!" on occasion.
Currently reading "Furiously Happy" (yes, still). Also working on "Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang" and "The Year of Living Biblically." (See: minimal attention span.)
Hands-down favorite movie: Aliens.
Horror movies overall. However, I like just about any movie except romantic comedies and "chick flicks."
I don't keep up on current shows for the most part, plus I don't have cable. I do like The Walking Dead and Archer though.
Atmosphere, Sage Francis, Ghost, Electric Six, Panic! at the Disco, Mayday!, The Protomen, Lana Del Rey.
I like all the foods. I do not discriminate against foods. Sushi and Italian are probably my faves.
Newt (my cat). (Told you.)
Macaroni & cheese.
I also wonder who the first person was to decide we needed to mow our lawns. Like, how bored was that guy?
... you have strong feels about things which you think I may also have strong feels about.
... you know better than to immediately bring up your dick.
... you're looking for a new partner in your neverending quest to conquer the world of competitive ice dancing.