I think I'm just tired of going on dates that feel like really aggressive job interviews.
And ffs, don't ask "What are you looking for?" in the first ten minutes of a date. If I knew the answer to that, I probably wouldn't be sitting at this shitty coffee shop playing twenty questions with a stranger I met on the internet.
Spending several hours of every day brainstorming a new career that involves being self-employed and not having to wake up before noon.
(No, really. Trust me.)
Also: being hilarious, verbally assaulting strangers, creating elaborate fantasy worlds in my head, obsessing about things I have no control over, answering asinine questions on dating websites, sleeping.
I imagine at some point people notice that I am a person. More specifically, a lady person.
Hands-down favorite movie: Aliens.
Horror movies overall. Shitty sci-fi is a major weakness (Trancers, Cyborg 2, etc). Rom-coms and chick flicks are generally a no. (This does not, however, mean you should message me with some shitty misogynistic rant about chick flicks. Do not want.)
Fear the Walking Dead and Wynonna Earp. Super excited about new seasons in June!
Music is all over the place. Atmosphere, Sage Francis, Ghost, Prince, Panic! at the Disco, Lana Del Rey, She Wants Revenge, Phantogram.
I like all the foods. I do not discriminate against foods. Sushi and Italian are probably my faves.
Newt (my cat).
Macaroni & cheese.
These are not in any particular order.
(If your answer to this question is overly analytical or pretentious, I probably dislike you.)
Who the first person was to decide we needed to mow grass and rake leaves and otherwise perfectly manicure our lawns.
... you have strong feels about things which you think I may also have strong feels about.
... you know better than to mention your dick in casual conversation. (Serious conversations only.)
... you're looking for a new partner in your never-ending quest to conquer the world of competitive ice dancing.
... you can hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis.
Do not message me if you voted for you know who...