***UPDATE: I am now looking for activity partners because I caught so much shit for saying casual sex partners. So please bear with me while I clarify what I mean by "activities". Activities are exclusive of everything other than you and me and possibly several of your hot bi female friends drunk and naked. Thx.
You'd be insane to date me, but insanity is such a common condition, and you are definitely a lunatic, so we should just get it over with.
Also, please note: if you send me hate mail or subject me to an angry IM tirade because of a comment I made in my journal or on yours, there is a strong possibility I will post it (unless it's boring or you're right).
I am trite and jaded, boring and confiscated.
(Win a dream date with imbtween if you can name that tune.
My ever-present attorney? My beautiful blond hair? My freakishly imposing presence? My perfect jail butt? My razor thin eyebrows? Could be all those and more, eh?
EDIT: someone said I'm hilarious, but that is a total lie. I'm not funny at all, it's just that unfortunate things happen to me that make other people laugh. If you think I'm funny, you need professional help. Contact WonderWomanC for more information.
She charges by the minute and clothing is optional (yours and hers).
itunes library: mostly ska, punk, hardcore, irish, given that I've played in, at various times, ska-punk, hardcore and irish bands.
Fuel: good beer
Oh yeah, and GunnorSmart, sorry I left her off before. Seriously babe, I <3 U. (may you rest in peace)
how a nozzle is a type of regulation. It's how I won my Nobel Peace Prize.
Also noodz. ATTENTION WOMENZ: SEND NOODZ NAO. THANKS.
I wouldn't call it "suffering". It's more along the lines of "good for business". Ladies, email me, CalleighDuquesne, for $5 micropeen rides. Or 3 for $12. Act now!
I know it takes 42 muscles to frown and seven to smile, however. I was taught in the Marines that it only takes 3 muscles to properly squeeze a trigger, so I'm working on that. I am recently disabled due to a injury I received at work. I can walk and what-not, but my previously active lifestyle is definitively cut back quite a bit. (borrowed from sensual_Dom7 cause he knows the deal.)
I am not single, I am in fact married to koshershrimp and 2school4cool is my newly secondary partner. But they turn a blind eye to my philandering, because I am funding their studies in expensive London and New York. It works for the three of us.
My join date is Martober 86. Between day and night.
Your resume suggests that you may be over-qualified or too experienced for this position. What's your opinion?
Do not message me unless you understand that our EVERY date shall include oddball72, GunnorSmart, WonderWomanC, jadedone22, CalleighDuquesne, brande, driada, 2school4cool and any number of other random women in Brande's hot tub. Bring lots of beer and snacks.