32 Atlanta, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a closet optimistic with a strong sarcastic streak. I share a house with a roommate i envy, a cat i despise, and a dog i adore. I use 'I' a lot because I'm subject to the typical American self obsession. I'm a nerd through and through and i am currently plotting my god given right for revenge. I'm a bit tubby and I'm only half heartedly trying to fix that.
What I’m doing with my life
Breaking things and trying to build something better with the pieces.

I’m really good at
I'm really really really good at not paying attention. I'm also a talented procrastinator. Seriously though nobody has perfected that awful talent of being an happy lovable asshole like i have. I also write things and draw stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair... its curly and overwhelming. Next its the laugh... its awful, loud, obnoxious, somehow offensive, and yet extremely contagious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
'Apathy and other small victories' Paul Neilan (favorite book of all time)
The Great and Secret Show Clive Parker (genius level horror)
Damned Chuck Palahniuk (because everyone has atleast 1 chuck book)
Breathers S. G. Browne (because zombies and not just zombies but rebellous zombies in love)
Humans (because sometimes i forget to be people) Matt Haig

The Black Keys, Weezer, Say Anything, J. Cole, Logic, Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar, Mos Def, Rage Against the Machine, SEX BOB-OMB, The White Stripes, Death Cab for Cutie, Arctic Monkeys, Fun., Twenty One Pilots

Mexican or Chinese!!! oh wait... or pizza

Scott Pilgrim vs the World, 40 Year Old Virgin, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Layer Cake, Snatch, Lucky Number Sleven, Goodfellas,

Lying Mii-kun and Broken Maa-chan: Precious Lies, Wolf Guy Ookami no Monshou, Gantz, Soul Eater, Claymore, Beelzebub,

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man, Wolverine And The X-Men, The Walking Dead, Red Lanterns, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Irredeemable, Incorruptible, Gladstone's School For World Conquerors, Supurbia, God is Dead
The six things I could never do without
Video Games
Smart Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I want to find some way to positively affect the world. Really it wouldn't be to far fetched to say my ultimate goal is to save this doomed place. The main problem is i have no idea how to do that without destroying it and rebuilding as i see fit. Then whats for lunch and is it to early for drinks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chasing away the horrible memories of work with friends, drinks and arguments about things that matter very little.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am completely and totally incapable of catching anything. Footballs, baseballs, keys, important fragile things will all end up shattered against the ground if tossed towards me. I am a failure of a man.
You should message me if
you have the ability to be entertaining, or cruel, or nice, or awesome, or funny, or sarcastic.... mainly just be interesting somehow.