imreallylucky
47 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I will only date a woman if she has a picture of herself falling out of a plane in a bikini, shooting a gun, while holding a puppy, and giving a duck face. Sorry, I have standards.

I will wash your car only if you pay me. For me to sleep over your place I have to make sure your dwelling is clear on diedinhouse.com.

I like children. I sometimes act like one. So, I like myself. A lot.

I don't like watching porn. I like being in it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to find a woman to hold hands with and make out like teenagers.
I’m really good at
Asking for your number and waiting 3 days before I call you.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I have freckles.
On a typical Friday night I am
driving with loud music.
You should message me if
you like to giggle.
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