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My self-summary
Former child-actor still haunted by my failed audition for Home Alone 3.
Spot the difference at the 15-second mark.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to study skeletons (living and deceased.)
Then taught 8th grade science to special needs kids at a bougie school in Tribeca. Now I'm taking classes to become a physician assistant.
I’m really good at
Playing the tin whistle, mirroring Tswift's moves, making borscht.
The first things people usually notice about me
pretty wise!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors/genres: Haruki Murakami, Stephen J. Gould, Paul Farmer, Harry Crews, Robert Walser, Pablo Neruda, sexy Latin authors, glum Russian authors.

Movies: Good will Hunting: An E! True Hollywood Story.

Music: So far I've played klezmer, swing, ska, and irish folk (ask me about the Irish folk scene in Beijing). Handy with brass and woodwinds. Current mission: learn the accordion.

Food: Borscht and only borscht. I eat nothing but borscht.
Six things I could never do without
A half dozen pizza bagels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Flavors of gum with remix in the title.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching baby einstein with my roommate's dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time when my boy scout troop and I were selling Christmas wreaths, door-to-door, I peed on the wreaths before selling them.
I was terrible. I'm so sorry wreath purchasers.
You should message me if
You can out borscht me. You appreciate this sans irony.
The two of us