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My self-summary
I am 12 feet tall.

Former child-actor still haunted by my failed audition for Home Alone 3.
Spot the difference at the 15-second mark.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to study skeletons using big magnets.
Then taught 8th grade science to special needs kids at a bougie school in Tribeca. Now I'm taking classes to become a physician assistant.
I’m really good at
Playing the tin whistle, mirroring Tswift's moves, making borscht.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors/genres: Haruki Murakami, Stephen J. Gould, Paul Farmer, Harry Crews, Robert Walser, Pablo Neruda, sexy Latin authors, glum Russian authors.

Movies: Good will Hunting: An E! True Hollywood Story.

Music: So far I've played klezmer, swing, ska, and irish folk (ask me about the Irish folk scene in Beijing). Handy with brass and woodwinds. Current mission: learn the accordion.

Food: Borscht and only borscht. I eat nothing but borscht.
Six things I could never do without
A half dozen pizza bagels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Flavors of gum with remix in the title.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching baby einstein with my roommate's dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time when my boy scout troop and we were selling Christmas wreaths, door-to-door, I peed on the wreaths before selling them.
I was terrible. I'm so sorry wreath purchasers.
You should message me if
You can out borscht me. You appreciate this sans irony.
The two of us