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My self-summary
Canadian, Colombian, Ohioan.

I'm into science, reading, exercising, dancing, gaming, and I still giggle in the event of a fart. I enjoy witty banter and love exploring stupid hypothetical situations.

I tend to pick a couple of hobbies and laser focus on them. Lately, I've been spending a lot of time Salsa dancing, with video games and Netflix sprinkled about.


I'm here with an open mind and a curious intent.
What I’m doing with my life
Slipping into semi transparent bedazzled shirts and dancing salsa in front of large groups of people. How did this become my hobby? Seriously, what the fuck.

Teaching myself mobile app devopment on the side with the eventual goal of entrepreneurship in order to free myself from traditional workday hours and the 9-5 lifestyle.

In the meantime, I'm a QA Engineer, pursuing my lifelong passion of testing software applications.
I’m really good at
Barely getting to work on time, articulating my thoughts, analogies, dressing up, dressing down, scrabble. Misinterpreting art at museums. Injuring myself while dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm soft spoken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wouldn't these things be best discovered in person?

Here's a snippet anyway:

I love LOTR and the occasional Drama. I watch a lot of documentaries. Books full of magical creatures. Books that teach me things. A wonderful assortment of different music genres. Bad salsa music. TV shows that are "main plot driven." eg. LOST, Game of Thrones. Games with good stories and rich worlds. Carl Sagan's Cosmos.

Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, R.A. Salvatore, Fritjof Capra, Carl Sagan, J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin

Recently read: A Song of Ice and Fire (Book 3)
Currently Reading: Quiet
The six things I could never do without

Wait what

My cats Cosmo and Burrito
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That pale blue dot. How I can contribute.

Whether the reason I'm still on this website is because I'm an optimist or because I'm a dumbass.
On a typical Friday night I am
These days, probably either salsa dancing or spending the night in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some of the most memorable experiences I've had in life have been on psychedelic trips.
You should message me if
You're looking for a genuine connection. You're intelligent. Intelligence is attractive. Especially if you're well spoken. Double especially if you can teach me something about something.

You like to do things other than work.

You'd like to go Salsa dancing or would like to learn how.

You are curious.

edit: if we are over 90% enemies you MUST message me.