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My self-summary
Canadian, Colombian, Ohioan.

I'm into science, reading, exercising, dancing, gaming, and I still giggle in the event of a fart. I enjoy witty banter and love exploring stupid hypothetical situations.

I tend to pick a couple of hobbies and laser focus on them. Lately, I've been spending a lot of time Salsa dancing, with video games and Netflix sprinkled about.


I'm not sure what I'm looking for from this website, but I'm here with an open mind and a curious intent.
What I’m doing with my life
Slipping into semi transparent bedazzled shirts and dancing salsa in front of large groups of people. How did this become my hobby? Seriously, what the fuck

In the day time, I'm a QA Engineer, pursuing my lifelong passion of testing software applications.
I’m really good at
Barely getting to work on time, articulating my thoughts, analogies, dressing up, dressing down, scrabble. Misinterpreting art at museums. Injuring myself while dancing.

I don't like being bad at things, so I'm usually a tryhard when it comes to anything.

Words With Friends ID - Samwise.00
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm soft spoken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wouldn't these things be best discovered in person?

Here's a snippet anyway:

I love LOTR and the occasional Drama. I watch a lot of documentaries. Books full of magical creatures. Books that teach me things. A wonderful assortment of different music genres. Bad salsa music. TV shows that are "main plot driven." eg. LOST, Game of Thrones. Games with good stories and rich worlds. Carl Sagan's Cosmos.

Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, R.A. Salvatore, Fritjof Capra, Carl Sagan, J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin

Recently read: A Song of Ice and Fire (Book 3)
Currently Reading: Quiet
The six things I could never do without

I don't like this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That pale blue dot.

Whether the reason I'm still on this website is because I'm an optimist or because I'm a dumbass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Browsing Okcupid. =p Just kidding haha.

No but seriously
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry in movies.

But only in the happy parts.
You should message me if
You're looking for a genuine connection. You're intelligent. Intelligence is attractive. Especially if you're well spoken. Double especially if you can teach me something about something.

You have a career but you're not overly obsessed with it.

You like to talk about things that make most people feel uncomfortable.

You'd like to go Salsa dancing or would like to learn how.

I'm also pretty picky about who I date so I am currently only taking candidacy submissions from individuals who can differentiate "your" from "you're" and "their" from "they're" and "there."

edit: if we are over 90% enemies you MUST message me.