26Essex Junction, United States
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My self-summary
Some type of carbon-based life-form. Smart, funny, prone to fits of obsession. If you give me something to edit I will pick it apart like it's a dead coyote and I'm a starving vulture.
What I’m doing with my life
English as a Foreign Language Teacher, sometimes I live overseas. Sometimes I draw comics. I like to cook and make crafty things. Hablo español, je parle français, 我会说中文, 私は日本語を少しだけ話します, أَنَاْ بحْكِيْ بَسْ شْوَيّةْ عَرَبِيْ
I’m really good at
explaining the more bizarre aspects of the English language and acting out new vocabulary words.
The first things people usually notice about me
High energy levels, sarcastic sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: His Dark Materials, Sandman, Jonathan Safran Foer, Daniel Clowes, Tom Robbins, Junot Diaz, Geek Love, Green Girl
Movies: Pixar, Mel Brooks, Peter Sellers, Wes Anderson, Monty Python, Rocky Horror Picture Show
Shows: Home Movies (the cartoon, not the crotch-shots montage), Archer, Parks and Recreation, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Broad City
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaninglessness of life and the vast, infinite darkness awaiting us called death.

Actually mostly pretty people. Also, how to be a better teacher. Sometimes things like stuff I want to draw, projects I want to undertake, food I want to cook, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's no "typical" about me babe ;)

Just kidding, probably drinking wine while freaking out about how adorable Ben and Leslie are on Parks and Rec
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is a family of raccoons living in my vagina.
You should message me if
you want to. I like chatting and friendly debates. I especially like talking about to weird people and/or about weird things.

If my appearance is the main subject of your message I won't respond. Not because it's bad if you think I'm attractive (or unattractive), but because it's just not very interesting and I'd rather talk about other things.

Also, if you are not old enough to be my dad. It's possible I would fall for someone 40+, but if the first thing I know about you is you're trawling for 20-somethings on okc, I will not think highly of you.
The two of us