The OkC phone app doesn't show all of one's profile pics. I have quite a few so ya gotta go onto your laptop and look at the very bottom.
I would be a great host for Family Feud.
Tall and fit, social, outdoorsy, very handy, creative, resilient.
Road trips, the mountains and beach, seasons, city life.
I may contact you just to say "cool picture" or "where do you surf" or just "hello". It doesn't necessarily mean I'm looking to latch on. Feel free to do the same!
Me and sailing:
I recently joined the crew of a large race boat on the Chesapeake that sails Saturdays in the Spring and Fall. I’m learning a lot and love every minute of it.
I also recently acquired two sailboats, a 20' cruiser and a 14' dinghy. Let me tell you, the small one is a lot harder to sail than the big one...a lot. I first sailed the dinghy in Stone Harbor's bay and entertained thousands. Peter Travers from Rolling Stone declared me "Hilarious!". Others wrote "Ed at his funniest best!" and "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry!”.
Me and snow:
Yes, despite the Winter of 2014 and 2015 and the volume of sidewalk that I, as a landlord, am responsible for, I love snow.
Snow transforms me into a sleepless energetic nut. If my neighbors are outside shoveling their walks at 3am, I’ll get out of bed and help...even if I don't like them.
On my bday (2/9) the 3rd big snowstorm of the '09/'10 season started and after dinner at my sister's, it was off to the bar to meet friends then onto tying a rope to my truck and being towed around on my friend’s snowboard. Occasionally I'd let him try. After he was burned out, I towed some strangers around on tubes and when they burned out I drove downtown and hung out with the crowd sledding down the Art Museum steps. I went to bed at 3AM only because I wanted to get back up at 5 and start over. I love winter but I don’t like being cold. Hmmm...how are you at driving in the snow?
Me and Kelly Drive:
I feel so lucky to live within walking distance of Kelly Drive. I rollerblade it often and there’s no better way to unwind after a day of work or enjoy the tranquility of the river at sunrise on a Sunday.
I don’t like West River Drive though.
Me and other Fun:
Regular hikes in the Wissahickon.
Festivals, art exhibits, hiking, camping, NYC (esp. during Christmas), motorcycles.
Now I'm thinking of buying the local neighborhood market.
It stinks...literally and figuratively.
I could make it on hoppin' place
I'm very mechanically inclined so, fixing things...including things that aren't even broken. I had a choice between heading to the shore for Labor Day w/e or helping my friend get her barn ready for horses. I helped with the barn. I liked the gratification of making something happen and helping a good friend.
Nice long legs, nice butt.
Dude, your clothes are so 2016 but you do look better in person. In fact, you're hot! It's true, I'm hot.
Equal opportunity Eater
Always looking for new wheat beers.
I make horchata. It's easy.
WKDU "All of the hits, none of the time."
WXTU (sometimes ya need a country song for what you're feeling)
I have a very old Appalachian Trail guide that my Great Uncle owned.
Read everything by Hemingway.
Tenants (pays the bills)
Wikipedia (satiates my thirst for how stuff works)
Hope (gets me up in the morning)
Mistakes (the're really isn't such a thing)
Tools (for fixin' stuff)
Nieces (I wish I had kids :(
You want to sail to Miah Mull or Ship John Shoals
You can appreciate and handle the power of honesty
You can appreciate a double rainbow
You have a tandem bicycle
You'll give taunting spectators the eye while I sail and flail
You need help spending your lottery winnings
You want to go shoe shopping
You need help figuring which slot to use for a single piece of toast
You need a partner for The Amazing Race
You shop local
It's physically impossible for you to drop a recyclable into the trash
You think driving for Uber would be a fun date...in Venice
You eschew and lambaste the words "exotic" and "luxury"
You can give me more cowbell (SNL)
(This has been confused to mean something naughty)
You want to visit Iceland
You want to visit N. Korea (they have ski resorts)
You have the "How its Made" ringtone
You want to test a Nigerian money scam
You want to tell me about your day; night after night, week after week, year after year
You will believe I am listening to you; night after night, week after week, year after year
( Stop, I'm kidding! I've been told many many times that I'm a great listener.)
You know which end of a hammer to hold (If you don’t know, I can’t respect you but will certainly hop in your bed at the slightest invitation whether real or imagined)
You can drive a stick (transmission...I'm not making a sexual innuendo you little tart)
You actually are a little tart
You’re willing to teach me how to make a tart. (I don’t know which end of a spatula to hold)
You're pinned under something heavy and need a hand
(I stole this from another profile...tee hee)
You’re smart (If I ask you to pull my finger and you do... mmmm, not smart)
You will kiss my boo-boos whether real or imagined
You want to run naked in the woods
You want to run naked around a deserted island
You want to run naked around the house
You want to run naked around Eagle's Stadium (I wouldn’t think you’re smart, I would pretend to not know you, claim to not respect you, secretly be turned on, and would certainly hop in your bed)
You can successfully drive a car and if it's a stick...marry me.