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Hi there. I'm AJ. I hate writing about myself, so bear with me. I'm a bit shy when I first meet people but if you hang in long enough, you'll see the real me. I'm a down-to-earth, sarcastic-as-hell tomboy who prefers getting dirty under the hood of a car or playing sports or video games to shopping. Or anything remotely girly. I hate the whole "club scene" and would rather go to the movies or do something outdoorsy. I'm also not opposed to being a bum and just having fun at home. Break out Monopoly and I get wild. I'm a very laid back and easy going person. It takes a lot to get me mad and even then, I'm not very confrontational. Unless its REALLY bad. I'm a pretty simple and straight forward girl and the little things honestly make me happy. I'd be happy just going for a walk in the park and holding hands. Or staying in and cuddling to a movie. Or even a night time picnic to look at the stars. I'm pretty low maintenance. Anyways, if you have any questions, i dont mind chatting.
Something I'm horrible at? Cooking. So if you're a good cook, or even just better than me(which is easy since I don't set the bar real high), that goes a long way in my book.
*Books: The Great Gatsby and To Kill a Mockingbird. I like some poetry like Poe, Neruda, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and E.E. Cummings. Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. Currently reading: Tender Is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Also, i love recommendations so if you have any....*points to message box*
*Shows: CSI, Being Human(US version) Parks and Rec, The Big Bang Theory,The OC, Doctor Who, Community, HIMYM, The Walking Dead, Warehouse 13, Friends, Workaholics, Skins(UK version), The IT Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, etc. Also, I'm a History channel nerd. I'll admit, i watch way too much tv.
*Food: I'm pretty picky when it comes to food, hot dogs or burgers do it for me. lol But crispy bacon is my weakness. Onions are my arch enemy. Update: Onions are no longer the enemy....Tomatoes and mushrooms are.
*Music: music is a huge part of my life. I like most genres (except metal/hardcore/screamo) but mostly indie(could you tell?). My fav bands are Death Cab for Cutie(can never get old), The Postal Service, Trespassers William, An Horse, Fences, Sick of Sarah, Warpaint, Angus and Julia Stone, Sea of Bees,Elliot Smith, Jose Gonzalez, Radiohead, The Planet Smashers, Reel Big Fish, Sufjan Stevens, Jeff Buckley, Phantogram, Aerosmith, The Strokes, Sheryl Crow, The XX, Ray LaMontagne, Ben Harper, Tegan and Sara, Rilo Kiley, She and Him, Best Coast, Garbage,Kurt Vile, Save Ferris, Explosions in the Sky, Daughter, Ludovico Einaudi, Fleetwood Mac, Broken Social Scene, Little May, Escondido, Haim, The National, etc.
Currently listening to: Propeller by Young Summer
-a comfy blanket
That a lot of guys on here have pictures of them with cute animals. Well played. And a lot of women like to use the flower crown snapchat filter in their pics. You adorable hippies.
Why people insist on being assholes. I could narrow the spectrum down to arrogant, selfish, ignorant or even judgmental assholes...but you get the picture.
What country I should move to should Trump become president. Excuse me while I go form a prayer circle...
Also, where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego? and Waldo??? They're cohorts, working together and driving children insane since 1985...
or probably just watching something on netflix.
Maybe wandering my neighborhood aimlessly with my nose in my phone. Damn you Pikachu, you elusive bastard! I gotta catch 'em all, yo.
- You're NOT a huge douchebag or superficial bitch.
-You are NOT a close-minded, homophobic right-winged conservative.
- You think killing poor, defenseless animals for sport is absurd.
- You're NOT looking for a third party for a threesome or to just hook up.
- you're a millionaire and need ideas of how to spend your money.
- you're under 40. i dont need a daddy figure, but thanks for creepin on my profile. Please go through your mid-life crisis elsewhere. :)
-you have manners and actually say "Please" and "Thank you", maybe even open a door for someone every once and a while.
- you're just plain awesome and nobody can deny it!