26Schaumburg, United States
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My self-summary
Soulmate, if you're out there and reading this right now, I want you to know that this game of hide-and-seek isn't fun anymore...

Ugh. Alright, let's do this.
Hi there. I'm AJ. I'm a down-to-earth, sarcastic-as-hell tomboy who prefers getting dirty under the hood of a car or playing sports or video games to shopping. Or anything remotely girly. I hate the whole "club scene" and would rather go to the movies or do something outdoorsy. I'm also not opposed to being a bum and binging something on Netflix. If that peaks your interest, feel free to shoot me a message if you wanna get to know me more. May the odds be ever in your favor...
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Figuring life out. Embracing that awkward moment between life and death. Taking time of out here and there to look for the Barack to my Michelle. Or the Clarke to my Lexa.
I’m really good at
playing the guitar, kind of. I'm no Jimi Hendrix, but I don't think I'm horrible. Being sarcastic. Falling off my longboard. Kissing(I've been told). Diffusing tension-filled situations by making it awkward instead. Singing off-key.Being occasionally witty. Looking at the bright side of things. Being random(like right now, i really want to learn how to sail a boat. Idk...). Finding awesome bands/songs to listen to. Sleeping. Building blanket forts. And just being awesome! It just comes naturally, I guess. ;)

Something I'm horrible at? Cooking. So if you're a good cook, or even just better than me(which is easy since I don't set the bar real high), that goes a long way in my book.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charming personality? lol Idk maybe how tall I am. I also get compliments on my maybe that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*Movies: Keith, In Your Eyes, Empire Records, Garden State, Remember the Daze, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hocus Pocus, Practical Magic, Dazed and Confused, Life of Pi, Into the Wild, 10 Things I Hate About You, Tonight You're Mine, Before We Go, Easy A, The Magnificent Seven, John Wick 1&2, and The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty. Also, I'm a Wes Anderson fan, especially his earlier films.

*Books: The Great Gatsby and To Kill a Mockingbird. I like some poetry like Poe, Neruda, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and E.E. Cummings. Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. Currently reading: Tender Is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Also, i love recommendations so if you have any....*points to message box*

*Shows: CSI, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, departures, Warehouse 13, Workaholics, The IT Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Once Upon a Time, and The 100. Also, I'm a History channel nerd.

*Food: I'm pretty picky when it comes to food, hot dogs or burgers do it for me. lol But crispy bacon is my weakness. Onions are my arch enemy. Update: Onions are no longer the enemy....Tomatoes and mushrooms are.

*Music: music is a huge part of my life. I like most genres (except metal/hardcore/screamo) but mostly indie(could you tell?). My fav bands are Death Cab for Cutie(can never get old), The Postal Service, Trespassers William, An Horse, Fences, Sick of Sarah, Warpaint, Angus and Julia Stone, Sea of Bees,Elliot Smith, Jose Gonzalez, Radiohead, The Planet Smashers, Reel Big Fish, Sufjan Stevens, Jeff Buckley, Phantogram, Aerosmith, The Strokes, Sheryl Crow, The XX, Ray LaMontagne, Ben Harper, Tegan and Sara, Rilo Kiley, Doomtree, She and Him, Best Coast, Garbage,Kurt Vile, Save Ferris, Explosions in the Sky, Daughter, Ludovico Einaudi, Fleetwood Mac, Broken Social Scene, Roo Panes, Day Wave. Little May, Escondido, Haim, The National, Doomtree, etc.

Currently listening to: Something Here by Day Wave
Six things I could never do without
-My family
-My dogs
-My Guitar(s)
-my bed
-a comfy blanket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my life, music, what I should have for dinner...

That a lot of guys on here have pictures of them with cute animals. Well played. And a lot of women like to use the flower crown snapchat filter in their pics. You adorable hippies.

Why people insist on being assholes. I could narrow the spectrum down to arrogant, selfish, ignorant or even judgmental assholes...but you get the picture.

If Trump is going to cause WW3. Should I start stocking away supplies and learning how to mods weapons and armor in case Fallout actually happens?

Also, where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego? and Waldo??? They're cohorts, working together and driving children insane since 1985...
On a typical Friday night I am
questioning all the decisions i've made thus far in life

or probably just watching something on Netflix.
You should message me if
- you think i'm interesting and maybe wanna chat, make a new friend, etc. 🙃

- you're an artist and wanna help me design a quarter sleeve tattoo. I have the ideas but apparently lack the vision. 🙁

- you wanna wrench on something, maybe help me rebuild a vintage Triumph or classic car. 🔧 if the idea of that plus some Culver's as a date interests you, then definitely message me lol.

- You're NOT a huge douchebag, really arrogant or superficial bitch. 🚫

-You are NOT a close-minded, homophobic right-winged conservative. Also, Trump supporters need not apply. 🤢

- You think killing poor, defenseless animals for sport is absurd. 😡

- You're NOT looking for a third party for a threesome or to just hook up. 😬

- you're a millionaire and need ideas of how to spend your money.
- you're under 45. i dont need a daddy figure, but thanks for creepin on my profile. Please go through your mid-life crisis elsewhere. 👋🏼

-you have manners and actually say "Please" and "Thank you", maybe even open a door for someone every once and a while. 👍

- you're just plain awesome and nobody can deny it! 😎
The two of us