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My self-summary
DISCLAIMER: I actually live in St. George Utah. If my profile says I'm somewhere else, it's because I just like talking to people sometimes.

Relationship Anarchist/Polyamorous.

I'm a quiet introvert, who loves doing art and being surrounded by music. I think the world needs more love; some call me naive, but I just like to hope for the best from people!

I've lived all over the world. The world is rad; I recommend you check it out.

"There was a happy day, there a bad one, there was an evil face, there a good one."

If I could change my profile name, it would be Au_Ghoti, because I am a sucker for clever wordplay. (This does not include puns. Puns can go cry in a corner by themselves).

I promise I wear shirts sometimes, just somehow never around cameras.
What I’m doing with my life
I dance. I dance so much. Currently in Uni studying Math. Ask me for some fun number facts! During the school year I also work as a math tutor, helping kids learn how to numbers. Otherwise, rock climbing, yoga, and stretching make up the majority of my life.
I’m really good at
Rock climbing. Pole dancing. Playing devil's advocate. Butt touching. Food cooking.

And I make a mean gin and tonic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long, luscious locks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite include, but are not limited to: The Vengeance Trilogy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, In Bruges, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Brick, The Fall, SLC Punk!, Heat, The Italian Job, Dark City, Strange Days, 12 Angry Men, Seven Samurai, Se7en, Memento, Leon, City of God, Nightcrawler, Birdman...

I tend to like Nathan For You, Psych, Community, Castle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How it's Made, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Suits, 30 Rock, Hannibal... Things like that.

Make me stuffed French Toast and I'm yours forever.

Oh my goodness music is so good.
Some things I've been listening to lately: LCD Soundsystem, The Killers, Shakey Graves, Foxy Shazam, God is an Astronaut, Amon Tobin, The Dear Hunter, Phantogram, Purity Ring, Run The Jewels, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Nujabes, Tobacco, The Front Bottoms, Professor Kliq, Muse...
Six things I could never do without
-Fingernail Clippers
-Ice Cream with fruit in it
-My motorcycle
-Lists that are too long
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Numbers. Choreographing dances in my head. Building a tiny house. How to get bigger calves. (They're the hardest place to add mass!) Why did I cut my long, beautiful hair? I enjoyed it so much. (Sorry, my hair is short again now, I haven't added any new pictures since then). Why do I still live in Utah?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing homework and wishing I was camping instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I absolutely love pugs, because they have this incredible combo of being butt-ass ugly and having ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm for everything. Love them little fuckers.

Also I have 9.9 fingers.

Sometimes I hang around my house in a giraffe onesie
You should message me if
You're looking for someone to talk to, not talk at.

You have a deep seated love for Calvin and Hobbes.

You want to go rock climbing. I'm ALWAYS looking for climbing buddies.

If you don't mind always losing at Settlers of Catan.

You want me to explain Cubic Spline Interpolation at you for an hour.

And feel free to message me first, I'm really not that scary.
The two of us