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My self-summary
Look at that smile...come on...that's pretty sweet. (Very) Slightly rugged structure, deep dreamy eyes and a charming boyish twinkle in my teeth. I've been told I get better looking with People Magazine is only about 23 years away from calling...I know it. I'll be waiting.

Until then, I'll have to get by on my sarcasm...I should be in good hands.

So if you have 20 some odd years to kill, maybe we can get some coffee (or some caramels). I'm pretty easy going and sort of enjoy the awkward first meeting...all the secret "She's shorter than she said" and "His hair is receding more than his picture lets on" thoughts that we all have. Isn't that the fun part...getting to know the REAL person? Breaking down those walls is the juicy stuff.

Let's get together and be pleasantly surprised with each other.
What I’m doing with my life
Making something of myself, one brick at a about you?
I’m really good at
Taking my responsibilities very seriously, but not taking myself that way.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I run 30+ miles a week...but those Slow Mo Joe's notice it from from 1/4 mile back. Yeah! (ok, that's about as bragadocious as I get...whoops)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OK...the first 10 minutes of Hitch is a bible for dating, for both men and women. If you haven't seen it...a) shame on you, b) our first date is already planned.

Books: Online Dating for Dummies (page 27 said to write that)

Music: I listen to Jimmy and I hear Jimmy. Take that Wesley Snipes!

Food: Seriously?!? That's like picking between your kids...The correct answer is What Is "All Food", Alex.
Six things I could never do without
1 - Top left abdominal muscle
2 - Top right abdominal muscle
3 - Middle left abdominal muscle
4 - Middle right abdominal muscle
5 - Bottom left abdominal muscle
6 - Bottom right abdominal muscle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Samuel Adams can be such a prominent founding father of our beloved country and still have time to make a kick-ass beer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Andy Dufresne...locked up in my mental Shawshank cell from giving it up for the greater good of the job, hoping to dig my way out by Saturday morning...but also hoping to avoid whats at the end of the tunnel. DECODED: Beer. Cold.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch Army Wives...for the articles.
You should message me if
You laugh...but not like Fran Drescher
You cry...but not like the eliminated contestant on the Bachelor
You smile..but no like the Joker
You have a little mystery...but not like that cartoon girl in those old Bugs Bunny shorts who was wearing a veil and looked all pretty and then tore off the veil only to be one scary...well...thing...that's too mysterious.
The two of us