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My self-summary
i'm pretty sure otis redding's "cigarettes and coffee" cures most woes.

in grad school now.

this profile is a half-failed experiment at integrating kanye west lyrics into a civilized forum. well, civilized might be an overstatement...

i went to grade school and high school with a guy who would bring a puppet with him to school everyday. that man is now married and a father, and here i am...

oh, and he still plays with his puppets.
What I’m doing with my life
working way too hard.
I’m really good at
bar trivia.

The first things people usually notice about me
i'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
flicks: various indie and popular fluff. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and purple rain are the runaway favorites.

television: like everything, this list could be tremendously long. currently, i look forward to brooklyn nine nine, community, parks and recreation, modern family.

tunes: mostly indie, but i definitely have a soft spot for old r&b. this explains it best:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what’s worse, the pain or the hangover?
On a typical Friday night I am
sometimes working, sometimes playing, mostly wasting my youth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i was much too old to realize that the phrase "intents and purposes" was not "intensive purposes."
You should message me if
too many Urkels on your team, that’s why your win's low (i don't entirely know what this means...)