inflatablechris
36 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
What I’m doing with my life
I tell stories with math and data. It's the most fun I've found that people are willing to pay me for. I could really use some minions.
I’m really good at
Spiced (sometimes spicy) cooking, recipe finding, stochastic calculus, making well-balanced cocktails, bargains in second-hand stores, and using the Oxford comma
The first things people usually notice about me
Visibility: people tend to perceive my presence, especially in well-lit areas

I have a single white eyelash. If that's really the first thing you notice then you're very observant and close or have a powerful zoom lens.
The six things I could never do without
• new ideas
• nostalgia
• brilliant, fabulous friends
• a sense of wonder
• new destinations
• a (graph paper) notebook to scrawl in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
squirrels
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's do this in terms of probabilities:

Most likely I'm with friends (p = 0.4)

Relaxing at home with netflix (p = 0.2)

I could be at a show, especially if it's a band we've never heard of (p = 0.1)

My office fits inside a backpack so I could be traveling (p = 0.2)

Sometimes after a cup of tea you have to go to bed early, unable to keep your eyes open (p = 0.05)

Other times, you need to stay up till sunrise (p = 0.05)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do a little dance to shake off water after a shower
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