My name is Chris Erickson look me up on Facebook, G+, or Steampunk empire!
I am an actual genius!
Im not bragging its just a warning!!
I take care of my 78 year old mother
So I do live at home with my parents!
I smoke not unapologetically but I just havent figured out the right way to quit.
I have a beautiful girlfriend named Sarah we are in an open relationship but that doesn't mean I'm some horndog that wants to jump on any person with a pulse. (She will always know everything I do not keep secrets from her!)
I'm actually looking for friends!I dont get along with most guys too well, and I dont go out often!
I am a professional freelance artist, tattoo artist, a prop designer, and costumer. Sometimes things are good sometimes they're bad so I deliver pizza!
I'm currently still married but getting a divorce from one of my absolute best friends.
If you ask me a question I will answer it openly and honestly!
I hate meeting people through text, but I accept that this cyber-society people need to keep their lives a secret.
I'm not opposed to sex but I am not just looking to get laid "I work part time for a 'swing club' that can happen!"
I don't need to be fixed but all of us can be enhanced .
Texting in broken thoughts!
(I'll send one sentence responses and a few of them in a row, I'm not a freak I just think that way.)
learning almost anything very very quickly!
Driving myself crazy!
Making impossible/improbable things happen?
Being creative! All the time!
Standing out despite my desire to blend in!
Not being a douche bag!
I'll add more later! :-)
Seriously im about as goth as Liberace.
My size I'm a big guy.
My hair it is quite long.
My artistic ability because I make stuff look cool.
Movies: The many adventures of winnie the pooh,Survive Style 5,Tank Girl, Killer Klowns from Outer space, kill Bill 1+2, Stranger than fiction, Benny and Joon, a knights tale, what dreams may come,Bicentenial Man,Willy wonka and the chocolate factory, cutthroat island, animusic,9, James and the giant peach, miracle on 34th street, mirror mask, labyrinth, the Hannibal series, most Friday the 13th movies, Repo Genetic opera, all things Robert Englund, Rob Zombie movies, and many many more!
Artists: Van Gogh, Dhali, Marc Rubin, Drew Brophy, PusHead, Derrick Riggs, MC Escher, Hannah Atchison, Gil Elvgren, Hajime Soriyama, Coop,Jonen Vasquez, Rob Zombie, "Big Daddy" Ed Roth, Renee Miro, Walt Foster, and Butch Hartman.
Shows: Dick Van Dyke, Burn Notice,monk,bones,NCIS,big bang theory,invader zim, archer, walking dead, grimm, game of thrones, how it's made,Spongebob Squarepants,family guy.
Music: almost anything, I really don't like german or serial operas, Yoko ono, Tiny Tim, 99.99999% of Bjork, and I think Morrissey creates some of the most painful sounds ever put on tape.
Food: I really don't like liver,peas, lima beans,or too much salt. I'll pretty much eat anything that doesn't eat me first.
Things I would prefer not to live without.
Nutcrackers, pipes, inspiration, an awesome back pack, conversation, art supplies, bacon, erasers, my sewing machine, a good rare steak, Tarot cards, my movie collection, my hand made coffee mug, tattoo equipment, cool fabric, cartoons, cats (not the play), a pocket multi tool, toys, decent coffee, my computer, pointy things, red hoodies, my gaming mouse with 15 programmable buttons(not for gaming), playtime, sushi, my towel,crab legs, cardigan sweaters, Irish walking caps, music, pliers, steel wire, bluetooth headphones, hedgehogs, fancy spectacles, stickers, hostess snowballs, and freedom.
Designing or improving products.
Why isn't the world more like a cartoon?
Who would I rather meet Shel Silverstein or the Marqis dé Sadé?
You have the intense desire to show someone your boobs!!! Lol just kidding!
You ever use the phrase "The bees knees, cats pajamas, or eegads!"
You are not a dogmatic vegan. Kosher is ok BUT I really cannot live without pork, shrimp, crab legs, and one day I would really like to try camel!
You enjoy random humorous and chaotic thought, you like talking a lot, and want to meet an interesting and creative person.
You wanna learn or try new cool things!
You read my profile and wanna see about the answering questions thing! "Test me! MWA HA HA HA !
Seriously just message me!
Youll either think I'm cool or I'll seriously piss you off either can be lots of fun!