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Welcome to my silly profile. I'm mostly here to amuse myself, and play with the tests. But If you want to chat, don't hesitate to say hi! I'm not too serious about anything written here. I'm just here to have a look, but if you are looking for an activity partner, drop me a line!
Especially writing really, ridiculously good sales pitches in order to pimp myself out through OKcupid.
Okay... Mostly sarcasm.
Actually, it's that I'm wearing clean underwear.
Well, really; I'm a ninja - so you didn't even notice me anyway.
Food: I eat often, and love trying new foods. Not a picky eater, I especially enjoy ethnic foods. Eat Asian often. (Okay, now that the holidays are here, I will be spending the next two months consuming nothing but eggnog. Yum.)
There's always music playing here, but I'm not a fan of anything in particular. I like it all; except MTV pop.
Read much, both fiction & non fiction. Some favorite authors: Douglas Adams, Arthur C. Clarke, Paulo Coelho, Christopher Moore
and how it applies to Darwin award candidates.
Okay, I'm starting to accept that I have a profile on OKCupid.
And, I never, ever run anywhere without a nice, sharp pair of scissors in my hand.
I can chew my own toenails and earlobes
Message me if you're a bad-ass ripping chick who can out-snowboard me or out-ski, bike, hike me. Or out *anything* me. Or, you're a desperate supermodel. Or, you're just a very rad girl who can finish my fights for me, then look good while throwing me over her shoulder and carrying me home from the bar.
Or, message me if you just have a good adventure planned (or the pefect crime) and are in need of a partner who is stunningly handsome yet completely fearless .