42South Lake Tahoe, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, I'm a professional crash test dummy.

Check me out as a featured pro athlete on the extreme ironing world tour

Welcome to my silly profile. I'm mostly here to amuse myself, and play with the tests. But If you want to chat, don't hesitate to say hi! I'm not too serious about anything written here. I'm just here to have a look, but if you are looking for an activity partner, drop me a line!
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard to create the perfect recipe for gourmet yellow snow.
I’m really good at

Especially writing really, ridiculously good sales pitches in order to pimp myself out through OKcupid.

Also... sarcasm.

Okay... Mostly sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
My boobs.

Actually, it's that I'm wearing clean underwear.

Well, really; I'm a ninja - so you didn't even notice me anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like everything except TV shows; I'm not too much into the movies either.

Food: I eat often, and love trying new foods. Not a picky eater, I especially enjoy ethnic foods. Eat Asian often. (Okay, now that the holidays are here, I will be spending the next two months consuming nothing but eggnog. Yum.)

There's always music playing here, but I'm not a fan of anything in particular. I like it all; except MTV pop.

Read much, both fiction & non fiction. Some favorite authors: Douglas Adams, Arthur C. Clarke, Paulo Coelho, Christopher Moore
Six things I could never do without
My towel. water, snow, dirt, hydrogen bonding, cornices, endorphins with C9H13NO3 (the A&E), solar radiation, snowflaketurtle, socks, heinous fuckery, neutral buoyancy. And, of course: my magnificent and amazing abilities to mess up a list that should have stopped at six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
String theory

and how it applies to Darwin award candidates.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit nothing.

Okay, I'm starting to accept that I have a profile on OKCupid.

And, I never, ever run anywhere without a nice, sharp pair of scissors in my hand.

I can chew my own toenails and earlobes
You should message me if
You're awesome.

Message me if you're a bad-ass ripping chick who can out-snowboard me or out-ski, bike, hike me. Or out *anything* me. Or, you're a desperate supermodel. Or, you're just a very rad girl who can finish my fights for me, then look good while throwing me over her shoulder and carrying me home from the bar.

Or, message me if you just have a good adventure planned (or the pefect crime) and are in need of a partner who is stunningly handsome yet completely fearless .
The two of us