2. My mexican midget slave, Reynaldo
3. My dignity. Lol, just kidding. I lost that LONG ago.
4. Jack Daniels
5. My supplies for the robot, alien, pirate or zombie takeover. Whichever is most recently coolest.
6. Fill in the blank
Or, if you want to go out and make fun of homeless people and circus clowns. (I hear they hang out together)