28 New Bedford, United States
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My self-summary
I grew up raised in a tiny town on a llama farm raised by llama herders. I really didn't llearn anything as all my education came from watching fresh prince of bel-air reruns and listening to the album "Backstreets Back" As such, my role models are Will Smith and the Backstreet Boys. I ran away from home shortly after but was kidnapped by a group of circus carnies. After realizing that I was neither bearded nor a lady they kicked me out. Some other stuff happened in my life and yadda yadda yadda, I'm here now.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides, making silly profiles? Failing at being an aspiring actor. Lol.
I’m really good at
Nothing, yup, nothing. Really. Move along now.
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides the bottle of jack in my hand? Or my lack of pants? Or my huge and grotesque hunchback?? Probably my eyes.
The six things I could never do without
1. Jack Daniels
2. My mexican midget slave, Reynaldo
3. My dignity. Lol, just kidding. I lost that LONG ago.
4. Jack Daniels
5. My supplies for the robot, alien, pirate or zombie takeover. Whichever is most recently coolest.
6. Fill in the blank
You should message me if
You have NO sense of humor, do not like to have a good time or do NOT like sarcasm in any way shape or form.

Or, if you want to go out and make fun of homeless people and circus clowns. (I hear they hang out together)