People say that I have an old soul. Usually, they say this after I show them the phylactery I keep on a shelf.
I'm a nerd. I play video games and I like science fiction. And science.
I'm easy going, make silly jokes, and am honest and loyal to a fault.
Looking for a woman with a sense of humor, to watch crappy old movies with.
I will show you fun in a handful of dust.
I moved to Chicago a little over a year ago, and it is awesome.
Negotiating doorways for broads.
Sarcastically making fun of antiquated societal protocols.
Or the red beard. Built in pirate name!
Shows - Walking Dead, Doctor Who (mostly the old stuff), Firefly, etc etc etc.
Movies - Anything science fiction, any horror movie that isn't a slasher/gorefest/exploitation film, unless I'm watching it MST3K style. And if the movie has some kind of giant monster that eats a city? Bonus.
Music - Anything but new country. Or 'noize'.
Food - Yes. Recommend a restaurant to me.
And I cook. Well. Play your cards right, and I might just treat you.
That's all I really need. I'm a simple person.
Maybe a volleyball for companionship.
How I'm going to write my next book(s).
How instead of writing my books, I just write silly haiku on facebook.
My elaborate plan for revenge on the Batman for ruining my life.
Depends on my mood.
...you enjoy spending time with scoundrels.
...have a sense of humor.
Send me a message! You lose nothing.
And please, no chat bots. I know that makes me sound prejudiced against cybernetic-americans, but you never want to actually meet up!