2. Madden 2013 Football Edition
3. The Internet (that blue E icon on the desktop)
5. Fox News
6. Our majestic heroes bombing sand people with freedom
They report! You Decide!
Speaking of that, I should mention that anyone who doesn't believe in our holy Zeus of Mount Olympus is blind, immoral, and does not have what my faith provides for me in my life. Any rules he gives me that others don't follow will result in them being tortured for eternity.
But I'm here to tell you that Zeus loves you. Just read the Iliad and the Odyssey if you need proof of Him and His power.