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My self-summary
I'm a random person who loves to mess with reality. (Either yours, or anyone in the immediate vicinity.) I question you. Authority. Books. The spaces in between the constellations. Maybe even that dark corner in your house that gives you chills when you walk by it...

Random is Resistance. Points to you if you know what I'm referring to.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a stupid ass dork face.
Sobbing over Kdramas.

Other tidbits of nonsense include:

-Dancing circles around people I don't know and engaging them.
-Taking my clothes off.
-Taking my clothes off and being admitted into bars anyway.
-General bloviating and lascivious behavior.
I’m really good at
Thriving in awkward situations.

Ever walk into a consulting firm's party and wonder why the hell the management is dirty dancing on the makeshift dance floor? Yeah, meet the person that made it happen.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Sir...?" "Uh, ma'am...? " *general confusion ensues*

My long ass curly hair. I haven't had it this long in at least a decade. Hell, I'd forgotten how good it feels to have it pulled.

I look damn good in a suit. Yes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Plenty
Shows: Equal concerts and I love them.
Shows: Equal Netflix/Hulu and I love them.
Music: MY LIFE
Food: I throw down when cooking. I don't even know where to start.
Six things I could never do without
Shelter of some kind
My limbs
My family
That's eight bahahaha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to conquer the world.

How to be more androgynous.

When I'll be in another gay dance sandwich with sexy Londoner men.

Doing a hundred pull ups without stopping.

BLM. Don't fuck with me if you're not about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is nothing typical about my Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a guy in a female body that dances like a demon on steroids.

Also I look intimidating, buuuuuttt I'm a huge frakkin mush. Super mush. Just ask my friends. :D
You should message me if
You don't mind entertaining other thoughts or comparing realities. I love listening. Stories, bullshit, daily happenings. Whatever. I love listening to life.

Because I've been hit up enough by salacious cads with no sense of tact:

1. Dick pix? Really? Can you at least throw some effort into them? So many angles, such shitty lighting.
2. I fuck on the first date. This doesn't mean you're ENTITLED to it if I'm not feelin' you. Get over your butthurt feels.
3. Hyper masculinity isn't cute. I don't know who the fuck told you it was.
The two of us