Random is Resistance. Points to you if you know what I'm referring to.
Being a stupid ass dork face.
Sobbing over Kdramas.
Other tidbits of nonsense include:
-Dancing circles around people I don't know and engaging them.
-Taking my clothes off.
-Taking my clothes off and being admitted into bars anyway.
-General bloviating and lascivious behavior.
Ever walk into a consulting firm's party and wonder why the hell the management is dirty dancing on the makeshift dance floor? Yeah, meet the person that made it happen.
My long ass curly hair. I haven't had it this long in at least a decade. Hell, I'd forgotten how good it feels to have it pulled.
I look damn good in a suit. Yes.
Shows: Equal concerts and I love them.
Shows: Equal Netflix/Hulu and I love them.
Music: MY LIFE
Food: I throw down when cooking. I don't even know where to start.
Shelter of some kind
That's eight bahahaha
How to be more androgynous.
When I'll be in another gay dance sandwich with sexy Londoner men.
Doing a hundred pull ups without stopping.
BLM. Don't fuck with me if you're not about it.
Also I look intimidating, buuuuuttt I'm a huge frakkin mush. Super mush. Just ask my friends. :D
Because I've been hit up enough by salacious cads with no sense of tact:
1. Dick pix? Really? Can you at least throw some effort into them? So many angles, such shitty lighting.
2. I fuck on the first date. This doesn't mean you're ENTITLED to it if I'm not feelin' you. Get over your butthurt feels.
3. Hyper masculinity isn't cute. I don't know who the fuck told you it was.